Virgo Weekly horoscope
18.03 - 24.03 2024
Virgo horoscope for this week
Not everything can be done as planned. You will postpone some things for later. Don't worry about it now.
Try to take time to rest. Take care of household chores. It is especially worth spending the weekend with the family, it can combine home chores with relaxation, e.
g. in the garden or on a walk. You can spend time with friends in an interesting way.
Offer a meeting, have fun together, make everyone feel good. You will prove to be a good organizer of family events.
Daily horoscope Virgo : March 19, 2024 (Tuesday)
Love horoscope
Virgo - love horoscope for this weekThink whether you feel well in your relationship. Are you giving too much of yourself and receiving nothing in return? It's time to talk to your partner and change the rules of living together. If you're looking for love, don't just pay attention to words.
Your weekly love chart : 80%
Finance horoscope
Virgo - weekly finance horoscopeIt's been hard for you to cope with planning family expenses lately. Money can be a source of conflict in the family. So try to plan all expenses well, look for support in the family - their help can change a lot and improve (in the near future) the condition of your finances.
Lucky numbers
Lucky numbers for this week : 4, 23, 27, 35, 45, 47Weekly horoscope
Your favorable zodiac signs for this week : Capricorn, Sagittarius
Watch out for these zodiac signs : Virgo, Libra
Tip for this week : "You never know what you can do until you try." – William Cobbett
Weekly charts
Weekly horoscope : 18.03 - 24.03 2024
Weekly horoscope - health : 90%, work : 20%, luck : 40%, mood : 90%
Virgo - your weekly tarot
Your Weekly Tarot Horoscope :Three of Pentacles
click card's name to read detailsExcellence · Mastery · Satisfaction · Success · Teamwork
The Three of Pentacles is a very positive card. Especially when it comes to questions about work and careers but in general, it is a good sign. Take this into account if you think about changing jobs.
Tarot for this week: love, finances. Description of the situation : presents :future, The answer to your question: YES / NO
read details : Three of Pentacles
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Joke of the week :
|A lone tourist who is passing through the suburbs on the way to town by car, unfortunately experiences mechanical problems with the automobile. The car stalls and the tourist parks the car by the side of the road and waits for help. Not much later, a farmer happens to pass by with a truck full of farm animals. The farmer offers the tourist a lift to town and proceeds to explain that he is bringing his farm animals to the town market, where they will be auctioned off to the highest bidders. Well, it so happens that on the way to the town, the farmer being so engrossed in his story, unintentionally wanders into the other side of road where another vehicle is approaching in the other direction. The farmer realizes his absent mindness and attempts to avoid the possible collision with the other vehicle. He just misses the other car, but unfortunately crashes the truck into the side of the road. The tourist winds up thrown into a ditch and suffers broken ribs and a broken arm and leg and is obviously in extreme pain. The farm animals are all messed up very badly and the farmer, although remaining inside the vehicle, still suffers cuts and scrapes. The farmer gets out of the truck and looks at his farm animals. The chickens all have broken limbs and can barely move. "These chickens are all useless! Nobody will want to buy these chickens anymore!" bellows the farmer. With that, he grabs and loads his shotgun and blows away the chickens. Next, he sees the pigs and they are all lame and bleeding profusely. "These pigs are all worthless now! I'll get nothing for them!" yells the farmer. With great rage, the farmer reloads his shotgun and blows away the pigs. The farmer looks at the sheep and they all have broken limbs and their wool is all bloodied. "Worthless sheep!" screams the farmer and with that, he reloads his shotgun and blows away the sheep. Meanwhile, the injured tourist witnesses all of this carnage in great horror. The farmer then moves over to the side of the ditch and looks at the tourist. "Are you okay down there?" asked the farmer. "NEVER FELT BETTER IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!" the tourist yelled back.
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it is a good site. i read my weekly horoscope , n i compare it with my life. i was shocked it was totally same .