
Daily horoscope Virgo
Tuesday, May 30, 2023

Horoscope
Virgo daily horoscope - Lucky numbers : 21, 31, 34, 39, 44, 45
Your favorable zodiac signs : Aquarius, Aries
Watch out for these zodiac signs : Gemini, Libra
Tip of the day : "Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have, which once you have got it you may be smart enough to see is what you would have wanted had you known." – Garrison Keillor
Virgo : percentage distribution of your horoscope of the day May 30 , 2023





health: 50%, work: 90%, love: 70%, luck: 20%, mood: 90%
Virgo - tarot card today
Free Daily Tarot Card Reading For The Virgo Zodiac Sign : Tuesday, 30 May 2023
The High Priestess
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Feminine influence · Insight · Mystery · Understanding · Wisdom
The High Priestess Tarot Card - a short interpretation:
The priestess is a very spiritual card - often with sexual undertones. It can mean that you are in a phase where you'll be more physically attractive to others. It is a card assigned to the moon, to femininity and to inspiration
Tarot of the day: love, finances, description of the situation presents, future. The answer to your question: YES / NO - read details : The High Priestess
Quote for you :
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Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing with his wand too much. Been playing with the pharmacy section again. Been short on oxygen one time too many. Been using her head as a mass driver. Blew his O-rings. Blew the hatch before the lock sealed. Blocked one too many hockey pucks / soccer balls / punches with his head. Blown/leaking head gasket. Born a day late and like that ever since. Born during low tide in the gene pool / swimming in the shallow end of the gene pool. Born ugly and built to last. Both oars in the water, but on the same side of the boat. Brain is running on empty. Brain like a hard drive with no read/write head. Brain permanently in power saving / 8-bit mode. Brain transplant donor. Bright as a Zippo lighter without a flint. Bright as Alaska in December. Bright as an acetylene torch -- without an oxygen supply. Brings binoculars to submarine races. Broadcasts static. Bubbles/leaks in her think tank. Built a special showcase for his herd of pet rocks. Busier than a one-armed paper hanger. Caboose seems to be pulling the engine. Cackles a lot, but I ain't seen no eggs yet. Calling her stupid would be an insult to stupid people. Calling him a pea brain would be an undeserved compliment.
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am happy to be a virgo
Me too Olumide…”humble smarts!”