Daily horoscope Virgo
Friday, September 30, 2022
Horoscope for today : Remember that all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. It's a good day for self-reflection and making a decision to change your lifestyle to more healthy. The starts are on your side, don't waste it!
Horoscope
Virgo daily horoscope - Lucky numbers : 9, 19, 20, 30, 37, 40
Your favorable zodiac signs : Capricorn, Virgo
Watch out for these zodiac signs : Cancer, Scorpio
Tip of the day : "Getting over a painful experience is much like crossing the monkey bars. You have to let go at some point in order to move forward." – C.S. Lewis
Virgo : percentage distribution of your horoscope of the day September 30 , 2022
health: 30%, work: 50%, love: 100%, luck: 80%, mood: 100%
Virgo - tarot card today
Free Daily Tarot Card Reading For The Virgo Zodiac Sign : Friday, 30 September 2022
Ace of Cups
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Abundance · Creativity · Intense relationships · Satisfaction · Success
Ace of Cups Tarot Card - a short interpretation:
Ace of Cups is a very strong, positive omen concerning love, happiness and feeling. Like all aces, it means new beginnings, although it usually indicates love. It can also mean beginnings in other areas of life.
Tarot of the day: love, finances, description of the situation presents, future. The answer to your question: YES / NO - read details : Ace of Cups
Quote for you :
I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
Just one in three consumers pays off his or her credit card bill every month.
Joke
International Travellers Bloopers1. On a French passenger jet: Live West Under Your Seat.2. In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.3. In a Belgrade hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk.4. In an Athens hotel: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 a.m. daily.5. In a Yugoslav hotel: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.6. In a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.7. In the lobby of a Moscow hotel, across from a Russian monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists and writers are buried daily except Thursday.8. In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers: Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension (???).9. In a Swiss mountain inn: Special today: no ice cream.10. On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.11. Alongside a Hong Kong tailor shop: Ladies may have a fit upstairs.12. Two signs from a Majorcan shop entrance: English well talking. Here speeching American.13. At a Bangkok dry cleaners: Drop you trousers here for best results.14. At a Rhodes tailor shop: Order your summer suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.15. A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest: It is strictly forbidden on our Black Forest camping site that people of different sex live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose.16. In a Zurich hotel: Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.17. In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist: Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.18. In a Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.19. At a Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.20. At an Acapulco hotel: The manager has personally passed all the water served here (mmm...).21. At a Tokyo shop: Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are best in the long run.22. A Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner: Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.23. From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo: When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage, then tootle him with vigor.24. In a Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.25. In a Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions.26. On the door of a Moscow hotel room: If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcom to it.27. In a Tokyo hotel: Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read notis.28. In a Leipzig elevator: Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.29. On the menu of a Polish hotel: Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finder; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.
Funny video :
am happy to be a virgo
Me too Olumide…”humble smarts!”