Monday, 25 January 2021
Today Horoscope Virgo : You'll act more organized and effective at work. You may be praised even by your competition. Avoid arguments with your boss.
Virgo horoscope for tomorrow
Lucky numbers for today : 7, 11, 14, 16, 25, 34
Virgo daily horoscope : percentage distribution of your horoscope of the day January 25 , 2021
health: 70%, work: 90%, love: 40%, luck: 10%, mood: 60%
Virgo Horoscope for tomorrow
Quote of the day for you :
The ability to get to the verge without getting into the war is the necessary art. If you try to run away from it, if you are scared to go to the brink, you are lost.
A cubic yard of air weighs about 2 pounds at sea level.
Joke of the day
|You'll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large eggs, two cups of dried fruit, a teaspoon of baking soda, a teaspoon of salt, a cup of brown sugar, lemon juice, nuts, and a bottle of whisky.Sample the whisky to check for quality.Take a large bowl. Check the whisky again. To be sure it is the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar and beat again.Make sure the whisky is still okay. Cry another tup. Turn off the mixer. Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a drewscriver.Sample the whisky to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who cares? Check the whisky. Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something. Whatever you can find.Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Throw the bowl out of the window, check the whisky again and go to bed.
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