Tuesday, 19 February 2019
Virgo horoscope for tomorrow
Lucky numbers for today : 3, 23, 24, 32, 36, 42
Virgo daily horoscope : percentage distribution of your horoscope of the day February 19 , 2019
health: 20%, work: 100%, love: 80%, luck: 80%, mood: 20%
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Joke of the day
|Why don’t elephants like playing cards in the jungle?Because of all the cheetahs!What do you call a elephant that never washes?A smellyphant!Teacher: “Where would you find an elephant?”Pupil:”You don’t have to find them, they’re too big to lose!” What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?Anything you want as he can’t hear you!Teacher:”To which family does the elephant belong?”Pupil:”I don’t know, nobody I know owns one!” How do you spell elephant?E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t”That’s not how the dictionary spells it””You didn’t ask me how the dictionary spelt it!” Teacher: “Name six wild animals”Pupil:”Four elephants and two lions!” What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court?Annette!Bill: “My homework is really difficult tonight, I’ve to write an essay on an elephant.”?Bert: “Well, for a start your going to need a big ladder..” Why do elephants do well in school?Because they have a lot of grey matter!
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