Virgo horoscope for the next week
from 18.08 to 24.08 2019
Virgo horoscope for next week : You'll be under a strong pressure of the surrounding. Everybody will want something else from you. Take it easy! Don't let them manipulate you. Show your strong character and calm down. Your personality and ironic smile may get somebody interested...
Daily horoscope Virgo : 15 August 2019 (Thursday)
Virgo - lucky numbers for next week : 4, 9, 10, 14, 36, 44
Weekly horoscope : from 18.08 to 24.08 2019
Weekly horoscope - health : 60%, work : 80%, love : 20%, luck : 20%, mood : 60%
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Quote of the week:
In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists.
The mask used by Michael Myers in the original 'Halloween' was actually a Captain Kirk mask painted white.
Joke of the week :
|Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret Service mobilized and descended on the farm in force. When they got there, the wreckage was clear. The aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hulk left smoldering in a tree line that bordered a farm. Secret Service descended upon the smoking hulk but could find no remains of the crew or the President's staff. To their amazement, a lone farmer was plowing a field not too far away as if nothing at all happened. They hurried over to surround the man's tractor."Sir," the senior Secret Service agent asked, panting and out of breath."Did you see this terrible accident happen?""Yep. Sure did." The man muttered unconcernedly."Do you realize that is the President of the United States airplane?""Yep.""Were there any survivors?" the agent gasped."Nope. They's all kilt straight out." The farmer sighed cutting off his tractor motor. "I done buried them all myself. Took most of the morning.""The President of the United States is dead?" The agent gulped in disbelief."Well," the farmer sighed, obviously wanting to get back to his work. "He kept a-saying he wasn't ... but you know what a liar he is."
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