Virgo horoscope for the next week
from 12.07 to 18.07 2020
Virgo horoscope for next week : There are going to be changes in your professional career. For better? Time will tell, but a lot of things depend on your involvement this week. Don't miss an important even around Friday – the fate is preparing a small surprise for you. Think carefully about the planned journey – maybe later date will be more suitable.
Daily horoscope Virgo : 8 July 2020 (Wednesday)
Virgo - lucky numbers for next week : 8, 10, 20, 25, 28, 48
Weekly horoscope : from 12.07 to 18.07 2020
Weekly horoscope - health : 10%, work : 30%, love : 20%, luck : 90%, mood : 80%
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Quote of the week:
The anthropologists are busy, indeed, and ready to transport us back into the savage forest where all human things have their beginnings but the seed never explains the flower.
When Scott Paper Company first started manufacturing toilet paper they did not put their name on the product because of embarrassment.
Joke of the week :
His brain could be the perfect dielectric. His brain was sold separately and they were out of stock. His brain would rattle around in a gnat's navel. His buffer is full. His clutch is slipping. His data bus stops for red lights. His deck has no face cards. His elevator is stuck between floors. His face is on a coin... On the edge. His family wasn't dysfunctional until he arrived. His freelist is empty. His gene line isn't just dead, it's extinct. His golf bag does not contain a full set of irons. -- Robin Williams His grey matter is brown / doesn't matter. His head whistles in a cross wind. His home planet is flat. His IQ is a false positive. His jack can't get the car off the ground. His mind is a few Hertz off its assigned frequency. His mind is great at error magnification. His mind is less substantial than the Emperor's new clothes. His mind is on vacation but his mouth is working overtime. His mind is write-protected/write-only. His mind reached escape velocity and achieved orbit. His mind wandered and never came back. His motto is: Space, the final frontier. His mouth rarely makes calls to his brain. His outgoing message starts with, "Hello, Mr. Answering Machine." His page was intentionally left blank. His picture is in the dictionary under "zero".
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