Taurus horoscope for the next week
from 23.02 to 29.02 2020
Taurus horoscope for next week : Go to a sports club or a gym, necessarily! Regular physical activity will improve your bad condition. In addition, you'll make new contacts, and new social meetings will result in a better situation at work.
Daily horoscope Taurus : 16 February 2020 (Sunday)
Taurus - lucky numbers for next week : 6, 7, 13, 14, 21, 26
Weekly horoscope : from 23.02 to 29.02 2020
Weekly horoscope - health : 10%, work : 100%, love : 90%, luck : 30%, mood : 10%
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Quote of the week:
You can pretend to be serious you can't pretend to be witty.
The Canary Islands were not named after a bird called the canary. They were named after a breed of dogs!
Joke of the week :
|Top Ten Signs you're Not Watching a Real Baseball Team From Late Show with David Letterman; Monday, February 20, 1995 You recognize batter as the kid who sold you a hot dog a couple minutes earlier. Everytime a player slides into second, he busts his hip. They keep shouting "Do over!" When umpire yells, "Strike 3!" batter looks at him as if the dude's speaking French. Try as they might, they just can't scratch themselves like professionals. First base: Siskel. Second base: Ebert. Game stops when some lady in a house near the stadium shouts "Dinner time!" Players constantly adjusting each other's cups. You overheard the coach yelling, "Run, Forrest, run!" They play like the Mets
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