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Taurus : daily horoscope


Sunday, 18 August 2019

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Today Horoscope Taurus : It’s time to take more care of your partner- lately, he/she’s been complaining that you’re spending too much time away from home. Try to get back home earlier today, have a dinner together and spend a nice evening.

Taurus horoscope for tomorrow


Lucky numbers for today : 5, 26, 28, 42, 47, 50

Taurus daily horoscope : percentage distribution of your horoscope of the day August 18 , 2019

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work for taurus
love for taurus
luck for taurus
mood

health: 70%, work: 30%, love: 50%, luck: 80%, mood: 30%

Taurus Horoscope for tomorrow




Quote of the day for you :

There is no victory at bargain basement prices.





Did you know about it?

The IRS employees tax manual has instructions for collecting taxes after a nuclear war.

Joke of the day
A man who isn’t qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job selling suits. Finally, the owner tells him if he can sell this one green suit he will give him a job.Another employee points out to owner that they have had that suit on the rack for four years, and that it is such an ugly, green suit that nobody would ever buy it.The owner replies, “Yah, I know. That’s my way of getting rid of that pest!”Two hours later the new guy calls his boss for his next assignment.The owner cannot believe it and heads down to the store to see how this fellow did it. Upon arrival he sees his new salesman bleeding, scratched, and his clothes torn in several places, but smiling.”Congratulations, the job is yours! Nobody has come close to selling that old, ugly, green suit.But tell me, what in the world happened to you?””Well, replied the salesman, the guy that bought the suit loved it… said it fit him great.As far as my injuries go, he had this really sensitive seeing-eye dog!”

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