Scorpio weekly horoscope

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Don't focus on the past and thinking about failures. It's time to gamble on you, your interests and what you do best. Think about changing jobs or starting your own business.

Move away from people who are not adding anything good to your life. Spend more time with your family, especially children and the elderly.

Daily horoscope Scorpio : April 26, 2024 (Friday)

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Love horoscope

Scorpio - love horoscope for this week

Appreciate your partner's efforts and tell them about your feelings, plans and worries. Being together should be attractive and relaxing for both of you, suggest going to the cinema, spa, disco, restaurant. Single people have a chance to meet the love of their life during weekend fun and social meetings.

Enjoy life but be responsible.

Your weekly love chart : 100%

Finance horoscope

Scorpio - weekly finance horoscope

If you are looking for a good investment, now analyze the various offers. It is also a good time to choose home or apartment insurance, car insurance, and take care of your health. Don't go back to old ideas that you have failed. It is worth investing in what you know, what is your passion and what makes you happy.

Lucky numbers

Lucky numbers for this week : 1, 2, 17, 19, 44, 50

Weekly horoscope

Your favorable zodiac signs for this week : Taurus, Aquarius

Watch out for these zodiac signs : Virgo, Scorpio

Tip for this week : "You’ve got to get up every morning with determination if you’re going to go to bed with satisfaction." – George Lorimer

Weekly charts

Scorpio - your weekly tarot

Your Weekly Tarot Horoscope :

Lovers are associated with the astrological sign Gemini. It almost always indicates a partnership with only one person. This usually indicates a romantic partnership, but of course this is not always the case. It rarely means the duality that we all have internally.

Tarot for this week: love, finances. Description of the situation : presents :future, The answer to your question: YES / NO

read details : The Lovers

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Joke of the week :
Regis: "Barbara, you've done very well so far - $500,000 and one lifeline left -- phone a friend. The next question will give you the top prize of One Million dollars if you get it right ... but if you get it wrong you will drop back to $32,000 -- are you ready?" Barbara: "Sure, I'll have a go!" Regis: "Which of the following birds does not build it's own nest? Is it........ A-Robin B-Sparrow C-Cuckoo D-Thrush Remember Barbara its worth 1 Million dollars." "I think I know who it..but I'm not 100%... No, I haven't got a clue. I'd like to phone a friend Regis, just to be sure. Regis: "Yes, who, Barbara, do you want to phone? Barbara: "I'll phone my friend Maggie back home in Birmingham." (ringing) Maggie (also a blonde): "Hello..." Regis: "Hello Maggie, its Regis here from Who Wants to be a Millionaire-I have Barbara here and she is doing really well on $500,000, but needs your help to be a Million. The next voice you hear will be Barbara's and she'll read you the question. There are 4 possible answers and 1 correct answer and you have 30 seconds to answer -- fire away Barbara." Barbara: "Maggie, which of the following birds does not build it's own nest? Is it: A-Robin B-Sparrow C-Cuckoo D-Thrush" Maggie: "Oh Gees, Barbara that's simple.....It's a Cuckoo." Barbara: "You think?" Maggie: "I'm sure." Barbara: " Thanks Maggie." (hangs up) Regis: "Well, do you want to stick on $500,000 or play on for the Million, Barbara?" Barbara: "I want to play, I'll go with C-Cuckoo" Regis: "Is that your final answer?" Barbara: "It is." Regis: "Are you confident?" Barbara: "Yes fairly, Maggie's a sound bet." Regis: "Barbara.....you had $500,000 and you said C-Cuckoo ...you're right! - You have just won ONE MILLION DOLLARS. Here is your check. You have been a great contestant and a real gambler. Audience please put your hands together for Barbara." (clapping) That night Barbara calls round to Maggie and brings her down to a local bar for a celebration drink and, as they are sipping their Champagne, Barbara turns to Maggie and asks "Tell me Maggie, How in God's name did you know that it was the Cuckoo that does not build its own nest? Maggie: "Listen Barbara, everybody knows that a Cuckoo lives in a clock."



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