Scorpio weekly horoscope
from 18.02 to 24.02 2019
Scorpio horoscope for this week : You'll have a lot of important matters on your shoulders. You need to set a strategy of acting and make the hierarchy of importance. Otherwise, you'll get confused. You should put your education on the first place.
Daily horoscope Scorpio : 19 February 2019 (Tuesday)
Scorpio - lucky numbers for this week : 17, 21, 24, 32, 49, 50
Weekly horoscope : from 18.02 to 24.02 2019
Weekly horoscope - health : 30%, work : 70%, love : 70%, luck : 80%, mood : 70%
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Quote of the week:
You don't tell deliberate lies, but sometimes you have to be evasive.
Women who read romance novels have sex twice as often as those who don't.
Joke of the week :
Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?He has an Adam's apple that isn't an appleTwo calves that will never become cowsA nose bridge that doesn't lead anywhereA roof of the mouth that won't cover anythingTwenty nails that won't hold a boardA chest that won't hold linenTwo boobs that won't give milkTwo buns that won't feed anyoneA belly button that won't buttonTwo balls that won't rollAn ass that won't pull a plowAn organ that won't play musicA cock that won't crow
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