Wednesday, 22 January 2020
Today Horoscope Scorpio : Patience – that's what you need right now. You may constantly be stressed and overreact to various, even the most inessential situations. Don't blame your partner with everything, just try to calm down. Don't waste your time for anything but your duties. Your boss will notice a scrupulous and solid worker in you.
Scorpio horoscope for tomorrow
Lucky numbers for today : 12, 18, 27, 32, 38, 42
Scorpio daily horoscope : percentage distribution of your horoscope of the day January 22 , 2020
health: 20%, work: 100%, love: 100%, luck: 40%, mood: 20%
Scorpio Horoscope for tomorrow
Quote of the day for you :
Our greatest pretenses are built up not to hide the evil and the ugly in us, but our emptiness. The hardest thing to hide is something that is not there.
The estimated number of M&M's sold each day in the United States is 200,000,000.
Joke of the day
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn't go all the way to Tomorrowland. Mooring lines don't reach the dock. More marbles in a spray-paint can than brains in his head. Mouth is in gear, brain is in neutral. Moves his lips to pretend he's reading. Must have ignored a knock-down pitch. Nearly on a higher plane, but lost his boarding pass. Needs another brain to make half-wit. Needs both hands to wipe his behind. Needs front end alignment. Needs his disk checked/reformatted. Needs his sleeves lengthened by a couple of feet so they can be tied in the back. Network constantly loses packets. Neurons are firing non-sequentially. Never had a headcold in her life since diseases can't exist in a vacuum. Next-day delivery in a nanosecond world. -- Van Jacobson Nice house but not much furniture / nobody lives there. Nine pence in the shilling. Nine rooms no furniture. Nineteen cents short of a paradigm. No charge in her synapses. No coins in the old fountain. No filter in the coffeemaker. No grain in the silo. No hands on the rudder/yoke. No hay in the loft. No one at the throttle. No wind in her mind's windmills. Not all his dogs are barking.
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plz give me my lucky number sir ? thanku