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Scorpio : daily horoscope

Friday, 13 December 2019

today scorpio

Today Horoscope Scorpio : Passionate moments together – very pleasant evening and night ahead of you, which will make you forget the world. However, keep the promises given to your family, unless you want to listen to their moaning.

Scorpio horoscope for tomorrow

Lucky numbers for today : 17, 25, 26, 40, 42, 43

Scorpio daily horoscope : percentage distribution of your horoscope of the day December 13 , 2019

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work for scorpio
love for scorpio
luck for scorpio

health: 50%, work: 60%, love: 50%, luck: 80%, mood: 50%

Scorpio Horoscope for tomorrow

Quote of the day for you :

Chess is as elaborate a waste of human intelligence as you can find outside an advertising agency.

Did you know about it?

Chop Suey was invented in New York!

Joke of the day
Osama Cave Memo===============Hi guys. We’ve all been putting in long hours, but we’ve really come together as a group, and I love that. Big thanks to Omar for putting up the poster that says “There is no I in team,” as well as the one that says “Hang In There, Baby.” That cat is hilarious. However, while we are fighting a jihad, we can’t forget to take care of the cave. And frankly, I have a few concerns. First of all, while it’s good to be concerned about cruise missiles, we should be even more concerned about the scorpions in our cave. Hey, you don’t want to be stung and neither do I, so we need to sweep the cave daily. I’ve posted a sign-up sheet near the main cave opening. Second, it’s not often I make a video address, but when I do, I’m trying to scare the most powerful country on earth, okay? That means that while we’re taping, please do not ride your razor scooter in the background. Just while we’re taping. Thanks. Third point, and this is a touchy one. As you know, by edict, we’re not supposed to shave our beards. But I need everyone to just think hygiene, especially after mealtime. We’re all in this together. Fourth: food. I bought a box of Cheez-Its recently, clearly wrote “Osama” on the front, and put it on the top shelf. Today, my Cheez-Its were gone. Consideration. That’s all I’m saying. Finally, we’ve heard that there may be American soldiers in disguise trying to infiltrate our ranks. I want to set up patrols to look for them.First patrol will be Omar, Muhammed, Abdul, Akbar, and Richard. Love you lots. Osama

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  1. nitish kumar March 22, 2017

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