Scorpio horoscope for the next week
24.03 - 30.03 2024
Scorpio next week horoscope
During the week everything will happen very quickly. You will have good energy, good attitude to everyday matters, you will start thinking about new projects. Positive energy and the will to achieve new goals, overcoming obstacles will be the most important for you in the coming weeks.
Meanwhile, your body can signalise too much overload. Take time to rest. If you're traveling, the rush isn't good either.
Especially since you are now particularly vulnerable to accidents and minor injuries. Remember that what you do and what is happening to you is not indifferent to your loved ones.
Daily horoscope Scorpio : March 19, 2024 (Tuesday)
Love horoscope
Scorpio - love horoscope for next weekYou will have an opportunity for romance. It will be hard to hold back and not get carried away. Regardless of what happens, the event will have an impact on your well-being.
Singles will find plenty of opportunities for romance and casual friends.
Your next week love chart : 50%
Finance horoscope
Scorpio - next week finance horoscopeIf you calmly analyze the investment proposals or new job offers without rushing, you have a chance to find interesting and profitable offers.
Lucky numbers
Lucky numbers for next week : 2, 8, 9, 14, 35, 42Weekly horoscope
Favorable zodiac signs
Your favorable zodiac signs for next week : Capricorn, Gemini
Watch out for these zodiac signs : Cancer, Aquarius
Tip for next week : "Atticus, he was real nice." "Most people are, Scout, when you finally see them." ― Harper Lee, To Kill a Mockingbird
Weekly charts
Next week horoscope : 24.03 - 30.03 2024
Weekly horoscope - health : 10%, work : 60%, luck : 100%, mood : 10%
Scorpio - next week tarot
Your Next Week Tarot Reading :As with all Aces, the Ace of Swords may indicate a new beginning in your life, probably on several fronts.Sometimes this new beginning can appear through a sort of separation - from a relationship to a professional situation.Know that even if you are afraid of this beginning, everything that is associated with it is good, beneficial energy that leads you where you want to go.
Tarot for next week: love, finances. Description of the situation : presents :future, The answer to your question: YES / NO
read details : Ace of Swords
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Joke of the week :
|Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court. In court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning Farmer Brown. "Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine'?" asked the lawyer.Farmer Brown responded, "Well I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule Bessie into the...""I didn't ask for any details," the lawyer interrupted, "just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine'!"Farmer Brown said, "Well I had just gotten Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the road..."The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question."By this time the Judge was fairly interested in Farmer Brown's answer and said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite mule Bessie."Brown thanked the Judge and proceeded, "Well as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer and was driving her down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side."He continued, "I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurting real bad and didn't want to move. However, I could hear ole Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans.""Shortly after the accident a highway patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes. Then the patrolman came across the road with his gun in his hand and looked at me."Finally, farmer Brown came to the end of the story. "The patrolman looked at me and said, 'Your mule was in such bad shape I had to shoot her. How are YOU feeling'?"
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