Scorpio horoscope for the next week
from 28.04 to 04.05 2019
Scorpio horoscope for next week : Very domestic week. You'll take care of renovation, paint your kitchen bright, optimistic color. Your relations with family will get closer. Especially important relations will connect you with your grandmother. You'll benefit of her wisdom and knowledge.
Daily horoscope Scorpio : 23 April 2019 (Tuesday)
Scorpio - lucky numbers for next week : 1, 9, 13, 15, 24, 49
Weekly horoscope : from 28.04 to 04.05 2019
Weekly horoscope - health : 90%, work : 70%, love : 70%, luck : 90%, mood : 50%
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Quote of the week:
The first and last thing required of genius is the love of truth.
An earthquake on Dec. 16, 1811 caused parts of the Mississippi River to flow backwards!
Joke of the week :
Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advisednew recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance.It wasn't long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones was having a staggeringly high success-rate, selling insurance to nearly100% of the recruits he advised. Rather than asking him about this,the Captain stood at the back of the room and listened to Jones' sales pitch. Jones explained the basics of GI Insurance to the new recruits, and then said, "If you are killed in a battle and have a GI Insurance, thegovernment has to pay $200,000 to your beneficiaries. But, if you don'thave a GI insurance and get killed in the battle, the government onlyhas to pay a maximum of $6000." "Now," he concluded, "which group do YOU think they are going to sendinto battle first?"
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