Scorpio horoscope for the next week
from 24.02 to 02.03 2019
Scorpio horoscope for next week : Don't forget about your more distant relatives. Although Saturday tea and cake, or your mother-in-law visits and watching soap operas are boring, stay patient. Find some time for a kind conversation, and don't be too proud. It's really not worth it.
Daily horoscope Scorpio : 18 February 2019 (Monday)
Scorpio - lucky numbers for next week : 4, 8, 29, 31, 38, 42
Weekly horoscope : from 24.02 to 02.03 2019
Weekly horoscope - health : 70%, work : 10%, love : 80%, luck : 20%, mood : 60%
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Quote of the week:
A person has three choices in life. You can swim against the tide and get exhausted, or you can tread water and let the tide sweep you away, or you can swim with the tide, and let it take you where it wants you to go.
Pearls melt in vinegar.
Joke of the week :
The boy asks his dad:"What's the difference between a 'cunt' and a 'pussy'?"The dad gets a Penthouse magazine, draws a circle around acrotch and says: "Everything inside the circle is a 'pussy',everything outside the circle is a 'cunt'"
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