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Scorpio horoscope for the next week
from 14.06 to 20.06 2020

Scorpio weekly horoscope
Scorpio horoscope for next week : A bit of peace after an emotional week. Before you eagerly start planning what to do with the inheritance after a rich uncle, make sure it's yours. Meditation and yoga will help you soothe your emotions.

Daily horoscope Scorpio : 7 June 2020 (Sunday)

Scorpio - lucky numbers for next week : 18, 20, 21, 28, 31, 47

Weekly horoscope : from 14.06 to 20.06 2020

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Weekly horoscope - health : 70%, work : 90%, love : 60%, luck : 10%, mood : 60%

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Quote of the week:
My rackets are run on strictly American lines and they're going to stay that way.


Did you know about it ?
In 1897, Bayer, who is the maker of Aspirin, marketed the drug heroin.


Joke of the week :
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital in the middle of the night, apparently with a massive heart attack. The doctors work on him all night and morning and finally discharge him to ICU, where therapy continues. In a couple of days Mr. Steinberg's physician comes into his room and says, "Sol, I'm happy to tell you that you are completely well. You have the heart function that you did when you were a fifteen-year-old lad. We're going to send you home tomorrow. You don't have to worry about your heart; do any physical exercise that you like." Mr. Steinberg goes home and that evening is talking with his wife: "Doris, you'll never believe it: I'm completely well. I have no worries with my heart. Tonight, Darling, you and I are going to make love like you've never had before, wild, passionate sex....you'll love it!"Doris thinks for a minute and says, "I don't know, Sol. I've heard about active sex and heart conditions. I don't want it to be on my head if you croak while we are making love. Maybe, just maybe, if your doctor wrote a note to me saying that everything was OK... maybe I would have such sex with you...." Mr. Steinberg was dejected, but the next day he was in his doctor's office; his doctor tells him, "Sure, sure, Sol, no problem, I'll write the note. Let's see, here's my prescription pad: "Mr. Sol Steinberg, a patient of mine, has the heart function of a fifteen-year-old lad and can have mad, passionate, adventurous sex any time that he so desires, signed, Dr. Aaron Katz....... Now, I'll just address this.......By the way, Sol, what's your wife's first name?" "Uh, Doctor, could you just make that, 'To Whom It May Concern"?



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