Scorpio horoscope for the next week
from 20.09 to 26.09 2020
Scorpio horoscope for next week : You'll about to get some prestigious award. An award in a competition or a promotion at work! Don't get dragged into a boring conversation, which may prove to be dangerous. More discretion! Try to be a diplomat.
Daily horoscope Scorpio : 17 September 2020 (Thursday)
Scorpio - lucky numbers for next week : 1, 10, 37, 39, 47, 48
Weekly horoscope : from 20.09 to 26.09 2020
Weekly horoscope - health : 70%, work : 30%, love : 90%, luck : 70%, mood : 60%
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Quote of the week:
If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.
Over one million stray dogs live in the New York City metropolitan area.
Joke of the week :
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods on her way to visit her grandmother, when suddenly The Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree."Ah-ha....," The Big Bad Wolf said, "Now I've got you and I'm going toeat you! EAT! EAT! EAT!..."Little Red Riding Hood said angrily,"Damn it, doesn't anybody fuck anymore?"
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