Pisces weekly horoscope
from 18.02 to 24.02 2019
Pisces horoscope for this week : A stable week ahead of you – busy at work, boring at home, with a remote control in your hand. In addition, boring family meetings, a tea with your hated aunt. The life will test your faithfulness, be careful about new meetings.
Daily horoscope Pisces : 19 February 2019 (Tuesday)
Pisces - lucky numbers for this week : 17, 21, 24, 32, 49, 50
Weekly horoscope : from 18.02 to 24.02 2019
Weekly horoscope - health : 90%, work : 60%, love : 80%, luck : 60%, mood : 80%
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Quote of the week:
Endeavor to be always patient of the faults and imperfections of others for thou has many faults and imperfections of thine own that require forbearance. If thou are not able to make thyself that which thou wishest, how canst thou expect to mold another in conformity to thy will
Cashew nut shells contain oil that is extremely irritating to human skin.
Joke of the week :
After the lavish wedding reception, the newlyweds retired to their Honeymoon Suite. The groom turned down the lights and found some nice CDs to stack on the player. Then he excused himself and returned in pajamas and robe. He opened a bottle of champagne and poured them each a drink, unaware that his new bride had already had more than enuff to drink. Finally, he took the girl of his dreams, whom he had wed after a whirl-wind courtship, by the hand and tenderly began to lead her towards the bedroom. "Damn !" she muttered, "every stinking time I go out with a guy it always ends up the same way."
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