Wednesday, 30 September 2020
Today Horoscope Pisces : You'll create an extremely pleasant atmosphere at home. Your partner will appreciate this, your friends will also gladly visit you. You'll lead every discussion at work and have a lot of good ideas. Your boss will appreciate your involvement in work, so you may expect a promotion or a bonus. All you may lack is time.
Pisces horoscope for tomorrow
Lucky numbers for today : 26, 27, 28, 37, 43, 47
Pisces daily horoscope : percentage distribution of your horoscope of the day September 30 , 2020
health: 100%, work: 10%, love: 80%, luck: 80%, mood: 20%
Pisces Horoscope for tomorrow
Quote of the day for you :
Education is what most receive, many pass on, and few possess.
The heart of a mouse beats 650 times per minute!
Joke of the day
A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him "What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?" The Lawyer thought a moment, then said, "A week ago, I gave a quarter to a homeless person on the street." Saint Peter asked Gabriel to check this out in the record, and after a moment Gabriel affirmed that this was true. Saint Peter said, "Well , that's fine, but it's not really quite enough to get you into Heaven." The Lawyer said, "Wait Wait! There's more! Three years ago I also gave a homeless person a quarter." Saint Peter nodded to Gabriel, who after a moment nodded back, affirming this, too, had been verified. Saint Peter then whispered to Gabriel, "Well, what do you suggest we do with this fellow?" Gabriel gave the Lawyer a sidelong glance, then said to Saint Peter, "Let's give him back his 50 cents and tell him to go to Hell."
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