Pisces horoscope for the next week
from 28.04 to 04.05 2019
Pisces horoscope for next week : This week may bring problems at work – be patient and remember, that sometimes it's better to stay silent – and you'll get through the hard moments. Dedicate more attention to your relatives, who have been waiting for your interest. They will help you stay optimistic and satisfied with your life.
Daily horoscope Pisces : 23 April 2019 (Tuesday)
Pisces - lucky numbers for next week : 1, 9, 13, 15, 24, 49
Weekly horoscope : from 28.04 to 04.05 2019
Weekly horoscope - health : 40%, work : 60%, love : 30%, luck : 100%, mood : 10%
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Quote of the week:
'Tis the most tender part of love, each other to forgive.
The word taxi is spelled the same in English, German, French, Swedish and Portuguese.
Joke of the week :
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the disheveled guy turned to the priest and asked, "Say, Father, what causes arthritis?" "Mister, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, and a contempt for your fellow man." "Wow," the drunk muttered, returning to his paper. The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry, I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?" "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does."
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