Pisces horoscope for the next week
01.08 - 07.08 2021
Pisces next week horoscope
Don't focus on the past and thinking about failures. It's time to gamble on you, your interests and what you do best. Think about changing jobs or starting your own business.
Move away from people who are not adding anything good to your life. Spend more time with your family, especially children and the elderly.
Daily horoscope Pisces : July 29, 2021 (Thursday)
Love horoscope
Pisces - love horoscope for next weekAppreciate your partner's efforts and tell them about your feelings, plans and worries. Being together should be attractive and relaxing for both of you, suggest going to the cinema, spa, disco, restaurant. Single people have a chance to meet the love of their life during weekend fun and social meetings.
Enjoy life but be responsible.
Your next week love chart : 100%
Finance horoscope
Pisces - next week finance horoscopeIf you are looking for a good investment, now analyze the various offers. It is also a good time to choose home or apartment insurance, car insurance, and take care of your health. Don't go back to old ideas that you have failed. It is worth investing in what you know, what is your passion and what makes you happy.
Lucky numbers
Lucky numbers for next week : 21, 29, 31, 32, 33, 39Weekly horoscope
Favorable zodiac signs
Your favorable zodiac signs for next week : Capricorn, Leo
Watch out for these zodiac signs : Cancer, Libra
Tip for next week : "If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving isn’t for you." – Steven Wright
Weekly charts
Next week horoscope : 01.08 - 07.08 2021
Weekly horoscope - health : 60%, work : 60%, luck : 90%, mood : 40%
Pisces - next week tarot
Your Next Week Tarot Reading :
The Five of Wands often refers to competition. It is usually about career and work, but sometimes it can refer to romantic rivals. Do not be afraid of competition, know that you have something to offer and you can be successful, but you must try to see the results.
Tarot for next week: love, finances. Description of the situation : presents :future, The answer to your question: YES / NO
read details : Five of Wands
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The Five Stages Of DrunkenessStage 1 - CLEVERThis is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known universe. You know you know everything and you want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are always right. And, of course, the person you are talking to is very wrong. This makes for an interesting argument when both parties are CLEVER.Stage 2 - ATTRACTIVEThis is when you realize that you are the most ATTRACTIVE person in the entire bar and that everyone fancies you. You can go up to a perfect stranger knowing that they fancy you and really want to talk to you. Bear in mind that you are still CLEVER, so you can talk to this person about any subject under the sun.Stage 3 - RICHThis is when you suddenly become the RICHEST person in the room. You can buy drinks for the entire bar because you have a bottomless wallet. You can also make bets at this stage because of course you are still CLEVER so, naturally, you will always win. Anyway, it doesn't matter how much you bet because you are RICH. You will also buy drinks for everyone that you fancy, in the knowledge that you are clearly the most ATTRACTIVE person present.Stage 4 - INVINCIBLEYou are now ready to pick fights with anyone and everyone, especially those with whom you have been betting or arguing. This is because you are now INVINCIBLE. At this point you can also go up to the partners of the people who you fancy and challenge them to a battle of wits or strength. You have no fear of losing this battle, because as well as being INVINCIBLE you are CLEVER, you're RICH and you're more ATTRACTIVE than them anyway.Stage 5 - INVISIBLEThis is the final stage of drunkenness. At this point you can do anything, because you are now INVISIBLE. You can dance on a table to impress the people who you fancy because the rest of the people in the room cannot see you. You can also snob the face off them for the same reason. You are also INVISIBLE to the people who want to fight you. You can walk through the street singing at the top of your lungs because no one can see or hear you and because you're still CLEVER you know all the words.THE FIVE STAGES OF SOBERING UPStage 1 - STUPIDAs you regain consciousness and begin to enjoy the headache, the churning stomach and the cold sweats, you realize that you have lost not only several hours of your life, but also the ability to concentrate on anything at all. You are now STUPID and will remain so for a minimum of 12 hours.Stage 2 - UGLYNever entirely happy with the effects of the bathroom mirror, the first thing you are horrified to discover is that you have now become even UGLIER than you previously thought possible. Not only have you got bloodshot eyes and a glorious collection of spots but you are shaking so much that your grandfather probably looks healthier. Unfortunately you are still too STUPID to know better than to try to shave while still shaking.Stage 3 - POORHaving crawled out of bed and got dressed, you are about to shamble out the door when you discover that the money that was to last you the week is now missing from your wallet. Being STUPID, you have no idea what happened to it but the traces of pizza on your clothes allow the possibility that you might have treated everyone to a takeout at some point. Alternatively your pocket could have been picked or you might have given the taxi driver a fifty dollar note by mistake. Rationionalizing that you couldn't possibly have been that STUPID and that you would remember being robbed, you come to believe that you were the only one who bought any food or drinks all night and start to loathe all your friends.Stage 4 - FRAGILEAs you are now STUPID, UGLY and POOR, your consequently FRAGILE self-esteem plummets. Your already FRAGILE physical condition ensures that you feel liable to shatter if anyone even speaks to you.Stage 5 - CONSPICUOUSThis is the final stage of sobering up. Unfortunately, everyone can spot this CONSPICUOUS condition and its cause from a great distance. Even worse, they know that they can complete your misery by making fun of you, and that you are too STUPID to retaliate, too FRAGILE to hit them, too POOR to bribe them and too UGLY to hide.
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