Leo weekly horoscope
from 18.03 to 24.03 2019
Leo horoscope for this week : Try to avoid conflict situations in next few days, and make important decisions with somebody you trust. As for love, unfortunately, nothing new – boredom in regular relationships. You should take of your second half more.
Daily horoscope Leo : 20 March 2019 (Wednesday)
Leo - lucky numbers for this week : 15, 18, 19, 27, 31, 36
Weekly horoscope : from 18.03 to 24.03 2019
Weekly horoscope - health : 70%, work : 30%, love : 90%, luck : 90%, mood : 20%
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Quote of the week:
Real freedom lies in wildness, not in civilization.
85% of movie actors earn less than $5,000 a year from acting!
Joke of the week :
Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern.To Mike Callahan, the barkeep, Shandy said "Mike, I'll be havin'three whiskeys."Callahan set up three glasses and began to pour. "Now, Timothy,it's not the usual thing for you to ask for three whiskeys. It'scelebratin', you are."Ahh, ye know me too well, Micheal, ye do. Truth, and I'm celebratingme first blow job."Callahan smiled benevolently and set a fourth glass on the bar."Now, that's special," he said. "For an old customer like y'rself,here's a fourth on the house, so I may be sharin' your celebrationwith you."Shandy shook his head, and replied "'Tis verra kind of ye, Micheal,but I'm thinkin' if three won't get rid of the taste, four won'teither."
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