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Leo : daily horoscope

Tuesday, 19 February 2019

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Today Horoscope Leo : It’s possible that today, your boss will be watching your work closely, so avoid every slight negligence, inaccuracy, being late and other mistakes.

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Lucky numbers for today : 3, 23, 24, 32, 36, 42

Leo daily horoscope : percentage distribution of your horoscope of the day February 19 , 2019

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work for leo
love for leo
luck for leo

health: 60%, work: 60%, love: 20%, luck: 20%, mood: 50%

Leo Horoscope for tomorrow

Quote of the day for you :

An ostentatious man will rather relate a blunder or an absurdity he has committed, than be debarred from talking of his own dear person.

Did you know about it?

Cleopatras real name was Auletes!

Joke of the day
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As hesat down, he knocked the spoon off the table with his elbow. Anearby waiter reached into his shirt pocket, pulled out a cleanspoon, and set it on the table. The diner was impressed, andasked, “Do all the waiters carry spoons in their pockets?”The waiter replied, “Yes. We had an efficiency expert here thatdetermined that 17.8% of our diners knock the spoon off the table.By carrying clean spoons with us, we save trips to the kitchen.”The diner ate his meal. As he was paying the waiter, he commented,”Forgive the intrusion, but do you know that you have a stringhanging from your fly?” The waiter replied, “Yes, we all do. Thatsame efficiency expert determined that we spend 21.4% of our timewashing our hands after using the men’s room. The other end of thatstring is tied to my penis. When I need to go, I simply pull thestring to get my tool out of my pants, go, and then return to work.Having never touched myself, there is no need to wash my hands.Saves a lot of time.””Wait a minute,” said the diner, “how do you get your penis backin your pants?” “Well, I don’t know about the other guys, but I usethe spoon.”

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