Gemini Weekly horoscope
03.10 - 09.10 2022
Gemini horoscope for this week
You will feel a decline in form, fatigue, mental exhaustion. You will need to rest. Check your health, slow down.
Focus more on home matters. Do what relaxes you. Don't get tired physically.
Bring more peace, stability to your life, take time for your hobbies.
Daily horoscope Gemini : October 4, 2022 (Tuesday)
Love horoscope
Gemini - love horoscope for this weekIn relationships, partners will come closer to each other. You will begin to rediscover yourself. It's a good week for giving gifts, making surprises, socialize or going out together.
Couples who are trying to have a baby can finally get to this dream moment. Singles can become infatuated with someone who only seems to be charming and interesting.
Your weekly love chart : 90%
Finance horoscope
Gemini - weekly finance horoscopeWatch your expenses. You have no head for finances now, so better focus only on timely payments and installments.
Lucky numbers
Lucky numbers for this week : 5, 30, 36, 42, 47, 50Weekly horoscope
Your favorable zodiac signs for this week : Taurus, Leo
Watch out for these zodiac signs : Capricorn, Virgo
Tip for this week : "Keep your face always toward the sunshine – and shadows will fall behind you." – Walt Whitman
Weekly charts
Weekly horoscope : 03.10 - 09.10 2022
Weekly horoscope - health : 50%, work : 50%, luck : 20%, mood : 40%
Gemini - your weekly tarot
Your Weekly Tarot Horoscope :
The court may be a card that talks about drawing conclusions, decisions and, of course, judgments that are too hasty. If you are prone to such things, it is a clear signal that you would slow down and give yourself more thought, and people - more chances. It can also be a time of basic spiritual awakening.
Tarot for this week: love, finances. Description of the situation : presents :future, The answer to your question: YES / NO
read details : Judgment
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Joke of the week :
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: [email protected] like monkeys. The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. Ithought that odd since they were normally a couple thousand. I decided notto look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I like monkeys.I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one drive. His name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really bright. They kept punching themselves in their genitals. I laughed. Then they punched my genitals. I stopped laughing.I herded them into my room. They didn't adapt very well to their newenvironment. They would screech, hurl themselves off of the couch at highspeeds and slam into the wall. Although humorous at first, the spectaclelost its novelty halfway into its third hour.Two hours later I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive, theyall died. No apparent reason. They all just sorta' dropped dead. Kinda' like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later. Damn cheap monkeys. I didn't know what to do. There were 200 dead monkeys lying all over my room, on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked like I had 200 throw rugs.I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn't work. It got stuck. Then Ihad one dead, wet monkey and 199 dead, dry monkeys.I tried pretending that they were just stuffed animals. That worked for awhile, that is until they began to decompose. It started to smell real bad.I had to pee but there was a dead monkey in the toilet and I didn't want to call the plumber. I was embarrassed.I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them. Unfortunately,there was only enough room for two monkeys at a time so I had to change them every 30 seconds. I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so it didn't all go bad.I tried burning them. Little did I know my bed was flammable. I had toextinguish the fire.Then I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two dead, frozen monkeys in my freezer, and 197 dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed. The odor wasn't improving.I became agitated at my inability to dispose of my monkeys and to use thebathroom. I severely beat one of my monkeys. I felt better.I tried throwing them away but the garbage man said that the city was notallowed to dispose of charred primates. I told him that I had a wet one. He couldn't take that one either. I didn't bother asking about the frozen ones.I finally arrived at a solution. I gave them out as Christmas gifts. Myfriends didn't know quite what to say. They pretended that they like them,but I could tell they were lying. Ingrates. So I punched them in thegenitals.I like monkeys.
Funny video for this week :
Completely incorrect. No love in life.