Gemini horoscope for the next week
from 28.04 to 04.05 2019
Gemini horoscope for next week : You're taking everything too personal, and it affects your psyche badly. You never had sense of humor, but lately, you've been even more serious. You need to change it. Relax, start acting spontaneously. You'll soon feel better.
Daily horoscope Gemini : 24 April 2019 (Wednesday)
Gemini - lucky numbers for next week : 1, 9, 13, 15, 24, 49
Weekly horoscope : from 28.04 to 04.05 2019
Weekly horoscope - health : 20%, work : 20%, love : 30%, luck : 90%, mood : 100%
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Quote of the week:
The true lover of learning then must his earliest youth, as far as in him lies, desire all truth. . .He whose desires are drawn toward knowledge in every form will be absorbed in the pleasures of the soul, and will hardly feel bodily pleasures- -I mean, if he be a true philosopher and not a sham one. . .Then how can he who has the magnificence of mind and is the spectator of all times and all existence, think much of human life He cannot. Or can such a one account death fearful No indeed.
Every year, Alaska has about 5,000 earthquakes.
Joke of the week :
|Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy tickets and watch as the three engineers buy only a single ticket."How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks an accountant. "Watch and you'll see," answers an engineer. They all board the train. The accountants take their respective seats but all three engineers cram into a restroom and close the door behind them.Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, "ticket, please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.The accountants saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the accountants decide to copy the engineers on the return trip and save some money (being clever with money, and all!) When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for the return trip.To their astonishment, the engineers don't buy a ticket at all. "How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed accountant."Watch and you'll see," answers an engineer. When they board the train the three accountants cram into a restroom and the three engineers cram into another one nearby. The train departs.Shortly afterward, one of the engineers leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the accountants are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "ticket, please."
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