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Gemini : daily horoscope

Thursday, 20 February 2020

today gemini
Today Horoscope Gemini : Remind yourself about your partner and his/her needs – be more interested, tender, show how important he/she's to you. If you're single, believe in your attractiveness which is today visible and go rule the world!

Gemini horoscope for tomorrow

Lucky numbers for today : 12, 19, 25, 32, 41, 49

Gemini daily horoscope : percentage distribution of your horoscope of the day February 20 , 2020

zdrowie dla baran work for gemini love for gemini luck for gemini mood
health: 50%, work: 10%, love: 90%, luck: 10%, mood: 30%

Gemini Horoscope for tomorrow


Quote of the day for you :
A really great man is known by three signs... generosity in the design, humanity in the execution, moderation in success.


Did you know about it?
The city of Houston, Texas is built on a swamp and is slowly sinking!


Joke of the day
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of England. Seen at the side of a Sussex road: SLOW CATTLE CROSSING. NO OVERTAKING FOR THE NEXT 100 YRS. Outside a disco: SMARTS IS THE MOST EXCLUSIVE DISCO IN TOWN. EVERYONE WELCOME Sign warning of quicksand: QUICKSAND. ANY PERSON PASSING THIS POINT WILL BE DROWNED. BY ORDER OF THE DISTRICT COUNCIL. Notice sent to residents of a Whiltshire parish: DUE TO INCREASING PROBLEMS WITH LETTER LOUTS AND VANDALS WE MUST ASK ANYONE WITH RELATIVES BURIED IN THE GRAVEYARD TO DO THEIR BEST TO KEEP THEM IN ORDER Notice in a dry cleaner's window: ANYONE LEAVING THEIR GARMENTS HERE FOR MORE THAN 30 DAYS WILL BE DISPOSED OF. Sign on motorway garage: PLEASE DO NOT SMOKE NEAR OUR PETROL PUMPS. YOUR LIFE MAY NOT BE WORTH MUCH BUT OUR PETROL IS. Notice in health food shop window: CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS



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  1. kevin June 17, 2017

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