Cancer weekly horoscope
from 20.05 to 26.05 2019
Cancer horoscope for this week : Impatience is a bad adviser, not always the end justifies the means. Slow down, stop struggling at work and take care of your appearance. Change of hairstyle, different color of clothes and lighter diet should make you look 10 years younger.
Daily horoscope Cancer : 21 May 2019 (Tuesday)
Cancer - lucky numbers for this week : 4, 9, 10, 14, 36, 44
Weekly horoscope : from 20.05 to 26.05 2019
Weekly horoscope - health : 40%, work : 40%, love : 20%, luck : 40%, mood : 40%
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Quote of the week:
Minds do not act together in public they simply stick together and when their private activities are resumed, they fly apart again.
Check your map! Virginia extends farther west than West Virginia.
Joke of the week :
|A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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