Cancer weekly horoscope
from 25.01 to 31.01 2021
Cancer horoscope for this week : Nothing special in finances, you'll be still spending more than earning. Take out your credit card of your wallet and hide it in a drawer. Have a small amount of money on you. If you don't start putting aside, you'll have a serious problem.
Daily horoscope Cancer : 24 January 2021 (Sunday)
Cancer - lucky numbers for this week : 2, 11, 13, 25, 36, 44
Weekly horoscope : from 25.01 to 31.01 2021
Weekly horoscope - health : 60%, work : 100%, love : 70%, luck : 40%, mood : 10%
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Quote of the week:
While I see many hoof marks going in, I see none coming out. It is easier to get into the enemy's toils than out again.
Women wishing to enter Canada to work as strippers must provide naked photos of themselves to qualify for a visa!
Joke of the week :
A man finds himself staying in a Vegas hotel room while on a business trip. Not wishing to be alone, he calls an "escort" service for some company. Soon, a strikingly beautiful hooker arrives. Without preamble the hookersays, "I want to tell you right up front, my minimum fee is $500, and that'sfor a hand job." "$500 for a hand job? Why, that's outrageous!" the manexclaimed. " No hand job in the world could be worth $500!" The hookersummons the man to the window and points down onto the parking lot below. "See that cherry red Maserati down there? I own that because of what I cando with my hands." Against his better judgement, the man pays the $500 andsure enough the hooker sends him into utter bliss, by far the best sexualexperience of his life. After he recuperates he says to the hooker, "Godthat was fantastic!! How much for a blowjob?" "$2500," the hooker replied. "$2500 for a blowjob?" Cried the astonished man. "That's way too much!" Again the hooker summons the man to the window, this time pointing acrossthe street. "Do you see that large medical building right off the strip there? I own that because of what I can do with my mouth." " Oh no," moans the man,"this is gonna break me, but I just have to try it." Once again the hookertakes him to the edge of the universe and back, far surpassing the pleasurehe received earlier, leaving him utterly drained and totally gratified. As soon as the man can speak again, he says, "I just have to know. How muchdo you get for pussy?" The hooker drags the man to the window for a thirdtime, points and proclaims, "Do you see the MGM Grand Hotel sitting there onthe corner? I could own that if I had a pussy!"Sent by TJ
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