Cancer horoscope for the next week
from 23.02 to 29.02 2020
Cancer horoscope for next week : Last few weeks have been a bit boring, so your life will now bring you some more emotions. You'll experience an adventure, which rather won't be accepted. You'll be you boss's lover, but passionate moments will soon turn into a disaster.
Daily horoscope Cancer : 16 February 2020 (Sunday)
Cancer - lucky numbers for next week : 6, 7, 13, 14, 21, 26
Weekly horoscope : from 23.02 to 29.02 2020
Weekly horoscope - health : 80%, work : 70%, love : 80%, luck : 70%, mood : 30%
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Quote of the week:
Tony Montana What you lookin' at You all a bunch of f***ing assholes. You know why You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your f***ing fingers and say, That's the bad guy. So... what that make you Good You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through Better get outta his way
Clocks made before 1660 had only one hand - an hour hand.
Joke of the week :
A blonde walked into a doctor's office with a hole in her hand. Thedoctor told her that he had to report all gunshot wounds, and this wasan obvious gunshot wound, so would she please explain how it happened?The blonde said, "Well, to be honest with you, I was trying to commitsuicide, so first I stuck the gun in my mouth, but thought, wait aminute, I just had all that bridge work done, and I don't want to ruinit. So, I pointed the gun between my eyes, and then thought, wait aminute, I just got a nose job not too long ago, and I don't want toruin it! Then I pointed the gun at my heart, and thought, wait aminute, I just had these boobs done, and I don't want to ruin them! Sothen I stuck the gun in my ear, and thought, wait a minute, this isgoing to be loud!"
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