Cancer horoscope for the next week
28.07 - 03.08 2024
Cancer next week horoscope
You have a difficult choice ahead of you. An issue that is very close to your heart may arise suddenly, or it may be any old thing that is either put on hold or not fully resolved. Now will be a good time to sort things out.
Follow your intuition, take the advice of a trusted person or specialist. Check all the possibilities, analyze all the pros and cons. Focus on a specific problem, and if possible, end it this week or as soon as possible.
Daily horoscope Cancer : July 27, 2024 (Saturday)
Love horoscope
Cancer - love horoscope for next weekYou will expect your partner's support and specific help. Say openly what you expect. Only a sincere conversation will protect you from an argument.
Peace and harmony in the relationship will make you look optimistically into the future and you will deal with what is important this week with greater commitment. Singles can meet someone interesting while traveling.
Your next week love chart : 80%
Finance horoscope
Cancer - next week finance horoscopeChanges are promising in finance. This week you won't experience them yet, but you can prepare for some of them. Take a careful look at your expenses, your business, the needs of your relatives and your home situation.
Lucky numbers
Lucky numbers for next week : 4, 5, 19, 31, 40, 50Weekly horoscope
Favorable zodiac signs
Your favorable zodiac signs for next week : Libra, Virgo
Watch out for these zodiac signs : Pisces, Gemini
Tip for next week : "Forget your excuses. You either want it bad or don’t want it at all." – Unknown
Weekly charts
Next week horoscope : 28.07 - 03.08 2024
Weekly horoscope - health : 40%, work : 80%, luck : 10%, mood : 30%
Cancer - next week tarot
Your Next Week Tarot Reading :Three of Wands
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Achievements · New beginnings · Long-term success · Partnership · Trade
When the Three of Wands appears in the spacing, it's likely that your finances will get even better than you thought.You will probably feel very strong and you will have a good reason for that.Perhaps, after going through some difficulties, you will eventually experience some important success.
Tarot for next week: love, finances. Description of the situation : presents :future, The answer to your question: YES / NO
read details : Three of Wands
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|At the Gym For Christmas this year my wife purchased me a week of private lessons at the local health club. Though still in great shape from when I was on the varsity chess team in high school, I decided it was a good idea to go ahead and try it. I called and made reservations with someone named Tanya, who said she is a 26-year-old aerobics instructor and athletic clothing model. My wife seemed very pleased with how enthusiastic I was to get started. Day 1 They suggest I keep this "exercise diary" to chart my progress this week. Started the morning at 6:00 a.m. Tough to get up, but worth it when I arrived at the health club and Tanya was waiting for me. She's something of a goddess, with blond hair and a dazzling white smile. She showed me the machines and took my pulse after five minutes on the treadmill. She seemed a little alarmed that it was so high, but I think just standing next to her in that outfit of hers added about ten points. Enjoyed watching the aerobics class. Tanya was very encouraging as I did my sit ups, though my gut was already aching a little from holding it in the whole time I was talking to her. This is going to be great.Day 2 Took a whole pot of coffee to get me out the door, but I made it. Tanya had me lie on my back and push this heavy iron bar up into the air. Then she put weights on it, for heaven's sake! Legs were a little wobbly on the treadmill, but I made it the full mile. Her smile made it all worth it. Muscles feel great Day 3 The only way I can brush my teeth is by laying the tooth brush on the counter and moving my mouth back and forth over it. I am that I have developed a hernia in both pectorals. Driving was okay as long as I didn't try to steer. I parked on top of a Volkswagen. Tanya was a little impatient with me and said my screaming was bothering the other club members. The treadmill hurt my chest so I did the stair monster. Why would anyone invent a machine to simulate an activity rendered obsolete by the invention of elevators? Tanya told me regular exercise would make me live longer. I can't imagine anything worse.Day 4 Tanya was waiting for me with her vampire teeth in a full snarl. I can't help it if I was half an hour late, it took me that long just to tie my shoes. She wanted me to lift dumbbells. Not a chance, Tanya. The word "dumb" must be in there for a reason. I hid in the men's room until she sent Lars looking for me. As punishment she made me try the rowing machine. It sank. Day 5 I hate Tanya more than any human being has ever hated any other human being in the history of the world. If there was any part of my body not in extreme pain I would hit her with it. She thought it would be a good idea to work on my triceps. Well, I have news for you Tanya, I don't have triceps. And if you don't want dents in the floor don't hand me any barbells. I refuse to accept responsibility for the damage, you went to sadist school, you are to blame. The treadmill flung me back into a science teacher, which hurt like crazy. Why couldn't it have been someone softer, like a music teacher, or social studies? Day 6 Got Tanya's message on my answering machine, wondering where I am. I lacked the strength to use the TV remote so I watched eleven straight hours of the weather channel.Day 7 Well, that's the week. Thank goodness that's over. Maybe next time my wife will give me something a little more fun, like free teeth drilling at the dentist's.
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