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Cancer next week horoscope

Cancer horoscope for the next week
from 28.04 to 04.05 2019

Cancer weekly horoscope
Cancer horoscope for next week : You've been behaving like an old lady lately. Your partner's unnecessarily worried and doesn't know what to think about such a behavior. Tell him what's all of this about, stop moaning, because he'll lose the appetite for you in bed. Get yourself together.

Daily horoscope Cancer : 24 April 2019 (Wednesday)

Cancer - lucky numbers for next week : 1, 9, 13, 15, 24, 49

Weekly horoscope : from 28.04 to 04.05 2019

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Weekly horoscope - health : 20%, work : 30%, love : 90%, luck : 30%, mood : 20%

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Quote of the week:
Love is not something that you can put chains on and throw into a lake. That's called Houdini. Love is liking someone a lot.


Did you know about it ?
Napoleon constructed his battle plans in a sandbox.


Joke of the week :
A woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast. "Would you like bacon and eggs, perhaps? A slice of toast? Grapefruit and coffee to follow?" she asks. He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says, "It'sreally taken the edge off my appetite." At lunchtime, she asks if he would like something. "A bowl of home- made soup, home-made muffins or a cheese sandwich?" she inquires. He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says, "It's really taken the edge off my appetite." Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. She'll go to the store and buy him some food. "Would you like maybe a steak and apple pie? Maybe you'd like a pizza micro waved or a tasty stir-fry? That would only take a couple of minutes." He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says, "It's really taken the edge off my appetite." "Well," she says, "would you mind letting me up, then? I'm starving!"



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