Monday, 28 September 2020
Today Horoscope Cancer : Tell your relatives clearly what you expect from them. It's a perfect day for household jobs, ordering your papers and getting rid of unneeded stuff.
Cancer horoscope for tomorrow
Lucky numbers for today : 4, 6, 8, 10, 19, 47
Cancer daily horoscope : percentage distribution of your horoscope of the day September 28 , 2020
health: 100%, work: 90%, love: 90%, luck: 70%, mood: 10%
Cancer Horoscope for tomorrow
Quote of the day for you :
The strongest principle of growth lies in human choice.
Over 4.6 million Whopper sandwiches are sold at Burger King every day!
Joke of the day
The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching and Johhny has still not decidied what he will do. Little Mary is going to do a piano solo, Timmy will recite a poem, but Johnny can't come up with anything. Finally, his frustrated teacher is releived when he tells her he has worked out his act. Come the night of the concert, all the proud parents fill the hall and watch as Mary, in her perettiest dress, tinkles the ivories to rapturous applause...Then Timmy steps out in his best suit and recites his poems to the delight of the audience.Finally, out comes Johhny, in check shirt, and denim overalls. He steps up to the microphone and says..."Ladies and Gentlemen. My uncle owns a farm and every holiday I visit him there. Tonight, I would like to share with you my impression of some of the many sounds I hear on my unlce's farm. Here is the first....'JOHHNY! GET OFF THAT FUCKING TRACTOR!'"
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