Aries weekly horoscope
from 19.08 to 25.08 2019
Aries horoscope for this week : Don't you think you've fallen in the scheme: work, house, money, duties? There's been a lot of mess, you're exhausted and have no time for your family. You haven't been in theater or the cinema for ages. Don't get crazy.
Daily horoscope Aries : 18 August 2019 (Sunday)
Aries - lucky numbers for this week : 8, 13, 16, 26, 33, 48
Weekly horoscope : from 19.08 to 25.08 2019
Weekly horoscope - health : 30%, work : 20%, love : 70%, luck : 40%, mood : 80%
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Quote of the week:
He who knows he is a fool is not the biggest fool He who knows he is confused is not in the worst confusion.
Honolulu is the only place in the United States that has a royal palace.
Joke of the week :
A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turnout to be Siamese twins, and they wind up back at hisapartment. He makes love to one, and then starts to work on theother. He realizes that the first one might get boredwatching, so he her asks what she'd like to do. She says, "Is that a trombone in the corner? I'd loveto play your trombone." So she plays it while he screws her sister. A few weeks later, the girls are walking past the guy'sapartment building. One of the girls says, "Let's stopup and see that guy." The other girl says, "Gee...do you think he'd remember us?"
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