Aries weekly horoscope
from 14.09 to 20.09 2020
Aries horoscope for this week : A lot of men consider you to be an easy girl, just for a one night stand. You think it's just false pretense, but in reality, you seem to be a woman who's ready to satisfy every whim of a man. Prove it's not true.
Daily horoscope Aries : 18 September 2020 (Friday)
Aries - lucky numbers for this week : 4, 27, 36, 39, 47, 48
Weekly horoscope : from 14.09 to 20.09 2020
Weekly horoscope - health : 40%, work : 20%, love : 20%, luck : 10%, mood : 10%
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Quote of the week:
If you were a poor Indian with no weapons, and a bunch of conquistadores came up to you and asked where the gold was, I don't think it would be a good idea to say, 'I swallowed it. So sue me.'
Walt Disney, the creator of Mickey Mouse, was afraid of mice.
Joke of the week :
I was out with one of my best drinking buddies, George, and he was talking about marriage, and then his wife. He drank some, then said, "Well, what it comes down to Jimmy, is... well... my wife knows nothing of my wants and needs... she's hardly ever in the mood for sex... I guess what it comes down to is that my wife just doesn't understand me at all, does yours ?" I thought about it a minute or two, then said. "I don't think so George, as a matter of fact, I don't recall her ever even mentioning your name at all."
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