Aries horoscope for the next week
from 09.12 to 15.12 2018
Aries horoscope for next week : Avoid jealousy, as it won't do any good. You'll learn something surprising about your partner. However, yelling and grudge won't solve anything. Better have a calm and honest conversation about your relationship and all the problems.
Daily horoscope Aries : 6 December 2018 (Thursday)
Aries - lucky numbers for next week : 7, 11, 23, 29, 31, 32
Weekly horoscope : from 09.12 to 15.12 2018
Weekly horoscope - health : 60%, work : 20%, love : 100%, luck : 80%, mood : 10%
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Quote of the week:
Dwell not upon thy weariness, thy strength shall be according to the measure of thy desire.
Panophobia is the fear of everything.
Joke of the week :
Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn't make it to the top of his chimney. So boring, his dreams have Muzak. So dim, his psychic carries a flashlight. So dumb, blondes tell jokes about him. So dumb, he faxes face up. So dumb, his dog teaches him tricks. So far gone, hard drugs push him closer to normal. So fat, people jump over him rather than go around. So slow, he has to speed up to stop. So slow, we drive stakes in the ground to measure his progress. So stupid, he tries to drown fish. So stupid, mind readers charge her half price. So ugly, robbers give him their masks to wear. Solid concrete from the eyebrows backwards. Some Assembly Required. Some bugs in his software. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled. Some of her inodes have nodded off. Some pages missing. Somebody lend her a quarter to buy a clue. Somebody put a stop payment order on his reality check. Someday when she's younger... Someone blew out his pilot light. Someone else is doing the driving for that boy. Someone let the air out of her lock. Sort of like an inverse Einstein. Source code is missing a few lines. Speaks math/FORTRAN better than English.
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