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Aries : daily horoscope

Saturday, 20 October 2018

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Today Horoscope Aries : Make contacts, realize your plans! The starts will release creativity and optimism. A beautiful time in relationships! The lonely ones are supposed to start a strong attracting affair. Great physical condition, but don’t get too lazy. Rest rather actively. You’ll manage to solve a complicated matter. The wise investments will bring benefits.

Aries horoscope for tomorrow

Lucky numbers for today : 1, 9, 13, 16, 17, 37

Aries daily horoscope : percentage distribution of your horoscope of the day October 20 , 2018

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work for aries
love for aries
luck for aries

health: 10%, work: 40%, love: 100%, luck: 60%, mood: 80%

Aries Horoscope for tomorrow

Quote of the day for you :

Old age equalizes- we are aware that what is happening to us has happened to untold numbers from the beginning of time. When we are young we act as if we were the first young people in the world.

Did you know about it?

Over 4.6 million Whopper sandwiches are sold at Burger King every day!

Joke of the day
USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to changea lightbulb?A1. Define “change”A2. How do you know the lightbulb is out?A3. Don’t use the word “posters” to describe us, it’s offensive tolarge sheets of papers with pictures on them which hang on walls.A4. That question is not appropriate for this group, please take itelsewhere.A5. I think it’s perfectly appropriate, this is alt.fan.lightbulbs.A6. Well, that’s because you’re a twit.A7. Who are you calling a “twit”? Besides, you spelled “twit” wrong.A8. Oh? And how exactly do *you* spell “twit”, twit?A9. Could you two take this to e-mail? Doesn’t anyone want to talkabout lightbulb fans instead of flaming?A10. You’re a twit also, who died and made you net.cop?A11. Look, all of you, take it to alt.flame or e-mail or something.A12. Hey, USENET is an anarchy, you have no right to tell them what topost or not post.A13. Speaking of anarchists, why don’t you all vote for Andre Marrou,Libertarian Party Candidate for President?A14. Because the Libertarians are all twits.A15. Waitaminit! Now we’re arguing politics on alt.fan.lightbulb????A16. Stop wasting bandwidth with this stuff!A17. What “stuff” pray tell?A18. Yikes! It’s dark in here!A19. Define “dark”.A20. I mean the lightbulb must be out.A21. So change it.A22. Define “change”…

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