Daily horoscope Aries
Thursday, February 9, 2023
Aries daily horoscope - Lucky numbers : 2, 16, 23, 29, 38, 49
Tip of the day : "Sunshine all the time makes a desert." – Arabic Proverb
Aries : percentage distribution of your horoscope of the day February 9 , 2023
health: 100%, work: 50%, love: 20%, luck: 10%, mood: 10%
Aries - tarot card today
Free Daily Tarot Card Reading For The Aries Zodiac Sign : Thursday, 9 February 2023
Completeness · Fullness · Generosity · Pleasure · Satisfaction
Nine of Cups Tarot Card - a short interpretation:
The Nine of Cups is one of the most friendly and pleasant cards that can appear during the spacing. It is often known as the "card" of wishes. It can mean, in addition to a short period of time, that what you dream about is very likely.
Tarot of the day: love, finances, description of the situation presents, future. The answer to your question: YES / NO - read details : Nine of Cups
Quote for you :
Bubba got drunk and died in a fire in his trailer. He was so badly burned that the morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they called his two buddies Jim-Bob and Billy-Joe to I.D. him. Jim-Bob went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. "Yep, he's got burned up purdy bad. Roll 'im over," said Jim-Bob. The mortician rolled him over, Jim-Bob looked at his butt and said, "Nope, dat ain't Bubba." Not saying anything, but finding it a bit strange, the mortician brought in Billy-Joe to I.D. the body. "Yep, he's burned up real bad. Roll 'im over," said Billy-Joe. The mortician rolled him over, Billy-Joe looked down at his butt and said, "Dat ain't Bubba." "How can you tell?" asked the mortician. "Cause Bubba had two assholes," replied Billy-Joe. "Two assholes? That's impossible!" said the mortician. "Yep. Everyone in town knowed Bubba had two assholes, cause every time the three of us went to town, everyone would yell, 'here comes Bubba with them two assholes!"
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