Monday, 23 July 2018
Aries horoscope for tomorrow
Lucky numbers for today : 14, 18, 20, 27, 35, 46
Aries daily horoscope : percentage distribution of your horoscope of the day July 23 , 2018
health: 30%, work: 100%, love: 100%, luck: 20%, mood: 30%
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Joke of the day
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A: One is far more painful to your ears.Q: What’s the name of a good English horn player?A: I’ll tell you when I meet one.Q: How many English horn players does it take to change a light bulb?A: One, but he gyrates so much, he’ll fall off the ladder.Q: Why is wetting your pants like playing an English Horn?A: Both give you a warm feeling but no one notices.
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