Aquarius Weekly horoscope
17.05 - 23.05 2021
Aquarius horoscope for this week
The week is going to be busy. You will feel a bit tired because you will have to do jobs that you don't like. However, don't complain and do your best.
In family life, this will turn out very important, and at work, you can get benefits. Don't forget to rest and relax. Spend the weekend with people who can make you laugh.
Daily horoscope Aquarius : May 16, 2021 (Sunday)
Love horoscope
Aquarius - love horoscope for this weekYou won't have time for feelings. Showing them will tire you now. However, don't let your loved one feel rejected.
Talk openly about your needs, even when you need a moment of solitude. Let your partner help you relax and unwind.
Your weekly love chart : 30%
Finance horoscope
Aquarius - weekly finance horoscopeMore work also means more income. What you are doing now will bring you more profit, possibly also in the future. It is worth paying attention to the tasks performed, because this is the beginning of a new stage in your professional career. It is up to you how you use the opportunity now.
Lucky numbers
Lucky numbers for this week : 11, 21, 26, 35, 38, 50Weekly horoscope
Your favorable zodiac signs for this week : Aries, Libra
Watch out for these zodiac signs : Pisces, Capricorn
Tip for this week : "Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune." –Jim Rohn
Weekly charts
Weekly horoscope : 17.05 - 23.05 2021
Weekly horoscope - health : 60%, work : 40%, luck : 80%, mood : 100%
Aquarius - your weekly tarot
Your Weekly Tarot Horoscope :King of Swords
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Mature, authoritative man · Assertiveness · Authority · Government · Integrity · Leadership
The King of Swords often means a powerful, stubborn, strong man in your life. Often, but not always, he will have dark hair. This card also announces that you may be tempted to think only about how things affect you personally, especially when the card does not mean a man of your life. Consider the feelings of others before you act.
Tarot for this week: love, finances. Description of the situation : presents :future, The answer to your question: YES / NO
read details : King of Swords
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Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. Still boots to DOS. Still sending messages with his secret decoder ring. Still traumatized from the forest fire in "Bambi". Stocksy-babes. (A truly vile British-slang insult.) Strong, like bull. Smart, like tractor. Beautiful, like KV-2. (A WWII era Russian tank.) Stuck on the down escalator of life. Stumped by anything child-proof. Subtle as a well-thrown brick. Suffers from Clue Deficit Disorder. Supports nativist theories that man is formed from clay. Surfing in Nebraska. Switch is on, but no one's receiving. Takes her 1.5 hours to watch "60 Minutes". Takes her an hour to cook minute rice. Takes his imagination out for a walk and ends up being dragged around the block by it. Talks to plants on their own level. Team player... No chance he'll develop a personality on his own. Teflon brain -- nothing sticks. -- Lilly Tomlin The best part of him ran down his mother's legs. -- Jackie Gleason The butter slipped off his noodle. The cheese slid off his cracker. The definitive answer is: Her glass is half empty. The fan is working but the freon's leaked out. The going got weird, and he turned pro. The heater's plugged in but the rheostat's shot. The perfect personality to write software manuals. The space between his ears powers vacuum pumps. The spit valve's fallen off his trumpet again. The twinkle in his eyes is actually the sun shining between his ears.
Funny video for this week :
First was very accurate . Till went into the wkly , bit of negative , not accurate at all
By Rage Girl October 18, 2013 – 2:39 amYou know how blunt I am >Any sign with half a brain would be impatient at this irmmtuae behavior, and if they happen to have MORE then half a brain, they wouldn’t have people like their lives. I know I wouldn’t! It’s not worth it to me. I’ve had many game-playing friends in the past, and now they are ex-friends because I wouldn’t tolerate it any longer. They thought they were being cute and coy, but it was stupid and obnoxious. I told them on several account to not do it, and they wouldn’t listen and falling outs ensued. But hey, they got what they wanted, right? Games to be played and people’s heads to mess with all for the awesome prize of being lonely and no one to play with. I have a friend right now that I’m about to pop in the mouth, because she’s starting to play this whole single victim game. She HAS TO HAVE male attention to make herself feel better, so she hangs out with her ex’s and will go to parties dressed like a hussy just to get men to hoot at her. It’s a rather disgusting display if you ask me, but we’re supposed to feel bad for her because the poor thing is single and gets no love. That’s a mind-f*ck if there ever was one. She’s trying to pull the wool over our eyes and we’re not supposed to see that she can get any guy she wants, but she can’t make it here because she’s broke or hang out on this day because she’s broke or go out with us this night because she’s broke, and by broke I mean driving 30 miles out of the way to see an ex. But she’s so broke right? Sickening. I’m close to telling her off so very close She’s playing us for sympathy because she’s so poor and sadly single cough (bullshit), yeah right This is someone that plays games, dude. I can understand your frustration of trying to get them to get to the point of things, but the person I know is just f*cking with our heads and emotions and it’s not right. If it’s not for you, then remove yourself from the toxics in your life You should move. Move far away to a new town. Just go! You won’t regret it.