Aquarius weekly horoscope
from 14.01 to 20.01 2019
Aquarius horoscope for this week : It's about time to do something to make your life more optimistic. Run some intellectual, culinary or artistic experiments, do something good for others, think about social work... Maybe you'll meet some really interesting people? Their views will help you take a different look at your life problems, which you really need at this moment.
Daily horoscope Aquarius : 17 January 2019 (Thursday)
Aquarius - lucky numbers for this week : 15, 24, 27, 29, 32, 41
Weekly horoscope : from 14.01 to 20.01 2019
Weekly horoscope - health : 70%, work : 60%, love : 30%, luck : 90%, mood : 30%
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Quote of the week:
If our house be on fire, without inquiring whether it was fired from within or without, we must try to extinguish it.
10 percent of the Russian government's income comes from the sale of vodka.
Joke of the week :
|You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as "Area 51?" Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their "secret" base. They immediately impounded the aircraft and hauled the pilot into an interrogation room. The pilot's story was that he took off from Vegas, got lost, and spotted the Base just as he was about to run out of fuel. The Air Force started a full FBI background check on the pilot and held him overnight during the investigation.By the next day, they were finally convinced that the pilot really was lost and wasn't a spy. They gassed up his airplane, gave him a terrifying "you-did-not-see-a-base" briefing, complete with threats of spending the rest of his life in prison, told him Vegas was that-a-way on such-and-such a heading, and sent him on his way.The day after that though, to the total disbelief of the Air Force, the same Cessna showed up again. Once again, the MP's surrounded the plane...only this time there were two people in the plane. The same pilot jumped out and said, "Do anything you want to me, but my wife is in the plane and you have to tell her where I was last night!"
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