Aquarius weekly horoscope
from 14.01 to 20.01 2019
Aquarius horoscope for this week : It's about time to do something to make your life more optimistic. Run some intellectual, culinary or artistic experiments, do something good for others, think about social work... Maybe you'll meet some really interesting people? Their views will help you take a different look at your life problems, which you really need at this moment.
Daily horoscope Aquarius : 17 January 2019 (Thursday)
Aquarius - lucky numbers for this week : 15, 24, 27, 29, 32, 41
Weekly horoscope : from 14.01 to 20.01 2019
Weekly horoscope - health : 70%, work : 60%, love : 30%, luck : 90%, mood : 30%
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Quote of the week:
If our house be on fire, without inquiring whether it was fired from within or without, we must try to extinguish it.
10 percent of the Russian government's income comes from the sale of vodka.
Joke of the week :
|You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as "Area 51?" Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their "secret" base. They immediately impounded the aircraft and hauled the pilot into an interrogation room. The pilot's story was that he took off from Vegas, got lost, and spotted the Base just as he was about to run out of fuel. The Air Force started a full FBI background check on the pilot and held him overnight during the investigation.By the next day, they were finally convinced that the pilot really was lost and wasn't a spy. They gassed up his airplane, gave him a terrifying "you-did-not-see-a-base" briefing, complete with threats of spending the rest of his life in prison, told him Vegas was that-a-way on such-and-such a heading, and sent him on his way.The day after that though, to the total disbelief of the Air Force, the same Cessna showed up again. Once again, the MP's surrounded the plane...only this time there were two people in the plane. The same pilot jumped out and said, "Do anything you want to me, but my wife is in the plane and you have to tell her where I was last night!"
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First was very accurate . Till went into the wkly , bit of negative , not accurate at all
By Rage Girl October 18, 2013 – 2:39 amYou know how blunt I am >Any sign with half a brain would be impatient at this irmmtuae behavior, and if they happen to have MORE then half a brain, they wouldn’t have people like their lives. I know I wouldn’t! It’s not worth it to me. I’ve had many game-playing friends in the past, and now they are ex-friends because I wouldn’t tolerate it any longer. They thought they were being cute and coy, but it was stupid and obnoxious. I told them on several account to not do it, and they wouldn’t listen and falling outs ensued. But hey, they got what they wanted, right? Games to be played and people’s heads to mess with all for the awesome prize of being lonely and no one to play with. I have a friend right now that I’m about to pop in the mouth, because she’s starting to play this whole single victim game. She HAS TO HAVE male attention to make herself feel better, so she hangs out with her ex’s and will go to parties dressed like a hussy just to get men to hoot at her. It’s a rather disgusting display if you ask me, but we’re supposed to feel bad for her because the poor thing is single and gets no love. That’s a mind-f*ck if there ever was one. She’s trying to pull the wool over our eyes and we’re not supposed to see that she can get any guy she wants, but she can’t make it here because she’s broke or hang out on this day because she’s broke or go out with us this night because she’s broke, and by broke I mean driving 30 miles out of the way to see an ex. But she’s so broke right? Sickening. I’m close to telling her off so very close She’s playing us for sympathy because she’s so poor and sadly single cough (bullshit), yeah right This is someone that plays games, dude. I can understand your frustration of trying to get them to get to the point of things, but the person I know is just f*cking with our heads and emotions and it’s not right. If it’s not for you, then remove yourself from the toxics in your life You should move. Move far away to a new town. Just go! You won’t regret it.