Aquarius weekly horoscope
from 23.09 to 29.09 2019
Aquarius horoscope for this week : The stars favors your career, and it's up only to you how you use the chance. Thanks to hard work, you may strengthen your position. Don't forget about your friends – you never know when you will need them.
Daily horoscope Aquarius : 23 September 2019 (Monday)
Aquarius - lucky numbers for this week : 8, 13, 16, 26, 33, 48
Weekly horoscope : from 23.09 to 29.09 2019
Weekly horoscope - health : 40%, work : 80%, love : 10%, luck : 70%, mood : 80%
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Quote of the week:
We are certainly getting ahead if I am Moses, then you are Joshua and will take possession of the promised land of psychiatry, which I shall only be able to glimpse from afar.
In Japan, it is completely acceptable to name your child “Buttocks” or “Prostitute”!
Joke of the week :
In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that hires only married men. Concerned about this, a local woman called on the manager and asked him, "Why is it you limit your employees to married men? Is it because you think women are weak, dumb, cantankerous..or what?" "Not at all, Ma'am," the manager replied. "It is because our employees are used to obeying orders, are accustomed to being shoved around, know how to keep their mouths shut and don't pout when I yell at them."
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