Aquarius horoscope for the next week
from 07.06 to 13.06 2020
Aquarius horoscope for next week : You'll want to feel the taste of an adventure. Don't wait and hit the road. A bike, boat, scooter? The mean of transport doesn't matter, you just want to feel like a traveler. The stars portend a lot of impressions and adventures. Don't forget your passport!
Daily horoscope Aquarius : 1 June 2020 (Monday)
Aquarius - lucky numbers for next week : 13, 14, 16, 25, 26, 30
Weekly horoscope : from 07.06 to 13.06 2020
Weekly horoscope - health : 10%, work : 90%, love : 20%, luck : 80%, mood : 100%
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Quote of the week:
It would be a sad situation if the wrapper were better than the meat wrapped inside it. (referring to clothing)
Each year 96 billion pounds of food is wasted in the U.S.
Joke of the week :
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto?A: Music Minus One.Q: What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.Q: What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?A: Half a measure.Q: What is the difference between grapes and a viola?A: You take off your shoes to stamp on grapes.Conductor: Again from measure 5, if you please.Voice from viola section: But Maestro, we have no measure numbers.Q: What is the difference between a chainsaw and a viola?A: If you absolutely had to, you could use a chainsaw in a string quartet.Q: What do you call a person who plays the viola?A: A violator.Q: What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?A: A semi-tone.Q: Why are violas so large?A: It is an optical illusion. It's not that the violas are large, just that the viola player's heads are so small.Q: What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?A: Violists.Q: What is the difference between a dog and a viola?A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.Q: Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.Q: What is the definition of a major seventh?A: A violist playing octaves.Q: How is lightning like a violist's fingers?A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.Q: Which positions does a violist use?A: First, third, and emergency.Q: Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?A: So the violists don't need to be retrained.Q: When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building, which one hits the pavement first?A: Who cares!Q: How do you get a viola section to play spiccato?A: Write a whole note with "solo" above it.
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