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Aquarius : daily horoscope

Wednesday, 19 February 2020

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Today Horoscope Aquarius : You'll enhance your mood by buying something not necessarily practical at the end of the week. Jewelery, especially with amber, will affect your mood and health positively.

Aquarius horoscope for tomorrow

Lucky numbers for today : 1, 23, 33, 40, 44, 50

Aquarius daily horoscope : percentage distribution of your horoscope of the day February 19 , 2020

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health: 10%, work: 10%, love: 40%, luck: 80%, mood: 10%

Aquarius Horoscope for tomorrow


Quote of the day for you :
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.


Did you know about it?
When Britney Spears books into hotels she uses the name 'Allota Warmheart' so that nobody will recognize her.


Joke of the day
A guy walks into a bar ... once inside, he realizes it's a gay bar, but he decides, "What the heck, I really want a drink." So he sits down at the bar, and the gay bartender says to him, "What's the name of your penis?" The guy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink." The gay bartender says, "I'm sorry, but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your penis." So the guy looks at the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer and asks, "Hey bud, what's the name of your penis?" The man to left, with a smile, looks back and says, "TIMEX." The guy asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'!" A little shaken, the guy turns to the fella on his right sipping on a fruity margarita, "So, what do you call your penis?" The man to his right turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because quality is Job 1", he then ads, "Have you driven a Ford lately?" Even more shaken, the guy has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his penis. He turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my penis is SECRET. Now give me my beer." The bartender begins to pour the guy a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why secret?" The guy says, "because it's strong enough for a man but made for a woman!"



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