Thursday, 9 July 2020
Today Horoscope Aquarius : You'll achieve a lot thanks to your perfect intellectual condition and gained knowledge. You have a chance to begin a new period in your life, so don't waste it. Today is a perfect day to start everything over.
Aquarius horoscope for tomorrow
Lucky numbers for today : 3, 25, 28, 31, 40, 48
Aquarius daily horoscope : percentage distribution of your horoscope of the day July 9 , 2020
health: 90%, work: 60%, love: 90%, luck: 30%, mood: 30%
Aquarius Horoscope for tomorrow
Quote of the day for you :
There are no great things, only small things with great love. Happy are those.
It was once against the law to slam your car door in a city in Switzerland!
Joke of the day
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch.Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. He finally gets himself to thedoctor. He says, "How bad is it doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiancee is still a virgin." The doc said, "I'll have to put your penis in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week." So he took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4-sided splint, held together with surgical wire. It was an impressive work of art. The guy mentions none of this to his girlfriend. They marry and on their honeymoon night in the motel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal a gorgeous set of breasts. This was the first time he ever saw them. She says, "You are the first, no one has ever touched these breasts."He pulls down his pants, whips out his splinted cock and says, "Look at this beauty, it's still in the CRATE!"
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Please send me a daily horoscopes of my zodiac sign Aquarius, as well Aries. Thank you
I want to know my daily horoscope, specially my love life.
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We all appreciate Dave’s *uniqueness* lol !! hocrsoopes have a way of telling you what you want to hear or maybe not you do want an awesome new job, but not really because you’d prefer to be at home in your sweat pants writing more fun books right? LOL and p.s. you can ask me for a favour anytime no matter what you horoscope says ! xoxoxo Love Mom
please i need tomorrow horoscope .january 25 . 1991
thanks alot i appriciat you