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Aquarius : daily horoscope

Thursday, 9 July 2020

today aquarius
Today Horoscope Aquarius : You'll achieve a lot thanks to your perfect intellectual condition and gained knowledge. You have a chance to begin a new period in your life, so don't waste it. Today is a perfect day to start everything over.

Aquarius horoscope for tomorrow

Lucky numbers for today : 3, 25, 28, 31, 40, 48

Aquarius daily horoscope : percentage distribution of your horoscope of the day July 9 , 2020

zdrowie dla baran work for aquarius love for aquarius luck for aquarius mood
health: 90%, work: 60%, love: 90%, luck: 30%, mood: 30%

Aquarius Horoscope for tomorrow


Quote of the day for you :
There are no great things, only small things with great love. Happy are those.


Did you know about it?
It was once against the law to slam your car door in a city in Switzerland!


Joke of the day
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch.Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. He finally gets himself to thedoctor. He says, "How bad is it doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiancee is still a virgin." The doc said, "I'll have to put your penis in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week." So he took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4-sided splint, held together with surgical wire. It was an impressive work of art. The guy mentions none of this to his girlfriend. They marry and on their honeymoon night in the motel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal a gorgeous set of breasts. This was the first time he ever saw them. She says, "You are the first, no one has ever touched these breasts."He pulls down his pants, whips out his splinted cock and says, "Look at this beauty, it's still in the CRATE!"



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