Aquarius Weekly horoscope
29.04 - 05.05 2024
Aquarius horoscope for this week
Calmness, stabilization, routine - such a week promises to be for you. In this monotony of everyday life, you may feel a little bored. However, you shouldn't waste your time.
Now you have the opportunity to take care of yourself and your loved ones. Get occupy withchildren, parents or people who need help with their daily chores. Maybe you can start doing charity.
Develop a hobby. The actions you are taking now will give you a lot of satisfaction, and in the near future, you may find it helpful in earning money.
Daily horoscope Aquarius : May 2, 2024 (Thursday)
Love horoscope
Aquarius - love horoscope for this weekRelationships are stable and predictable. Now it's better not to change that. Spend a lot of time together.
Singles are unlikely to meet anyone who moves their heart.
Your weekly love chart : 90%
Finance horoscope
Aquarius - weekly finance horoscopeStability will also reign in finances. For people who felt a shortage of cash, nothing will change for now. It's better to wait a few weeks with your plans and investments.
Lucky numbers
Lucky numbers for this week : 14, 17, 21, 32, 35, 48Weekly horoscope
Your favorable zodiac signs for this week : Libra, Sagittarius
Watch out for these zodiac signs : Taurus, Virgo
Tip for this week : "Getting over a painful experience is much like crossing the monkey bars. You have to let go at some point in order to move forward." – C.S. Lewis
Weekly charts
Weekly horoscope : 29.04 - 05.05 2024
Weekly horoscope - health : 40%, work : 30%, luck : 100%, mood : 50%
Aquarius - your weekly tarot
Your Weekly Tarot Horoscope :Temperance
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Ability · Control · Harmony and balance · Overcoming addictions · Confidence
Moderation is a card that talks about the balance of many ways and relationships of all kinds. Friendships, family, romantic partnership and trade unions evidently require your attention. It is also a card for alchemy and mixing and matching. You may have to try several approaches to something before you find what is really good for you.
Tarot for this week: love, finances. Description of the situation : presents :future, The answer to your question: YES / NO
read details : Temperance
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Joke of the week :
An old lady lived by herself in a small house in a small town. One day she went to the local grocery store and while she was gone a criminal broke into her house, took her clothes off of the line, smashed the watermellons in her garden, shaved her cat and then left when he couldn't find any money. Well, a couple of hours later the old laty got home and when she saw what had happened to her house she immediately called the police. When the officer on the other end answered the phone and asked her what the problem was she simply replied "yes officer someone broke into my house, took my clothes off, squeezed my melons, and shaved my pussy.Sent by BIG GUY
Funny video for this week :
First was very accurate . Till went into the wkly , bit of negative , not accurate at all
By Rage Girl October 18, 2013 – 2:39 amYou know how blunt I am >Any sign with half a brain would be impatient at this irmmtuae behavior, and if they happen to have MORE then half a brain, they wouldn’t have people like their lives. I know I wouldn’t! It’s not worth it to me. I’ve had many game-playing friends in the past, and now they are ex-friends because I wouldn’t tolerate it any longer. They thought they were being cute and coy, but it was stupid and obnoxious. I told them on several account to not do it, and they wouldn’t listen and falling outs ensued. But hey, they got what they wanted, right? Games to be played and people’s heads to mess with all for the awesome prize of being lonely and no one to play with. I have a friend right now that I’m about to pop in the mouth, because she’s starting to play this whole single victim game. She HAS TO HAVE male attention to make herself feel better, so she hangs out with her ex’s and will go to parties dressed like a hussy just to get men to hoot at her. It’s a rather disgusting display if you ask me, but we’re supposed to feel bad for her because the poor thing is single and gets no love. That’s a mind-f*ck if there ever was one. She’s trying to pull the wool over our eyes and we’re not supposed to see that she can get any guy she wants, but she can’t make it here because she’s broke or hang out on this day because she’s broke or go out with us this night because she’s broke, and by broke I mean driving 30 miles out of the way to see an ex. But she’s so broke right? Sickening. I’m close to telling her off so very close She’s playing us for sympathy because she’s so poor and sadly single cough (bullshit), yeah right This is someone that plays games, dude. I can understand your frustration of trying to get them to get to the point of things, but the person I know is just f*cking with our heads and emotions and it’s not right. If it’s not for you, then remove yourself from the toxics in your life You should move. Move far away to a new town. Just go! You won’t regret it.