Monday, 19 August 2019
Horoscope for today (Sunday)
Virgo – lucky numbers for tomorrow : 1, 10, 17, 22, 30, 34
Percentage distribution of your horoscope of the day 19 August 2019 (Monday)
health: 80%, work: 40%, love: 60%, luck: 40%, mood: 50%
Quote for you :
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Joke
This guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sex. “Doc, I think my dick is just too damn small,” he says. The doctor asks him which drink he prefers. Well, American beer,” he replies quite bemused. “Aaaahhh. There’s your problem, it shrinks things, those silly American beers.. you should try drinking Guinness. That makes things grow.” Two months later the chap returns to the doctor with a big smile on his face. He shakes the doctor by the hand and thanks him. “I take it you now drink Guinness?” asked the doctor. “Oh no, Doc,” replies the man, “but I’ve got the wife on American beer!”
Funny video :
Enjoy your daily scopes seems like Virgo and Libra have the same and arent different from each other