Saturday, 22 February 2020
Virgo Tomorrow horoscope : Prepare yourself for a lot of impressions and unexpected turns in action. Use all opportunities and don't be afraid of risk, as those uncertain and unproven means have a great chance to be effective.
Horoscope for today (Friday)
Virgo - lucky numbers for tomorrow : 4, 11, 13, 35, 37, 38
Percentage distribution of your horoscope of the day 22 February 2020 (Saturday)
health: 10%, work: 90%, love: 50%, luck: 50%, mood: 60%
Virgo Today Horoscope (Friday)
Quote for you :
What would life be if we had no courage to attempt anything
The word 'set' has more definitions than any other word in the English language.
Couldn't find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him. Couldn't hit sand if he fell off a camel. Couldn't hit the broad side of a barn if he were standing inside. Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel. Couldn't think/pee his way out of a paper bag. Couldn't write dialog for a porno flick. CPU is always in powersave mode. CPU not connected to the bus. Cranial cavity filled with neutronic matter. (Really dense.) Cranio-rectally inverted. Cunning as a dodo bird. Cursor's flashing but there's no response. Dealing with him is less fun than going to the dentist. Dealing with him is one angst worse than a blind date. Deep as her dimples / reflection in a mirror. Defective hard drive / boot sector. Dense as a London fog. Diarrhea of the mouth constipation of the ideas. Differently clued. -- Dave Clark Dock doesn't quite reach the water. Does aerobics... in his head. Does everything the hard way, like making love standing up in a hammock. Doesn't adjust for leap years. Doesn't consider his drive a slice unless it lands two fairways over. Doesn't have a round in every chamber. Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box. Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash / cups in the cupboard / groceries in the same bag. Doesn't have all the dots on his dice / pens in her plotter. Doesn't have both oars in the water -- can't even find the damn boat. Doesn't have elastic in both of his socks.
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