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Horoscope tomorrow Virgo

Sunday, February 25, 2024

Tomorrow's horoscope : A family event will bring happy news. Don't find excused to miss the family meeting – it will be a good occasion to share happiness with your relatives.

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Virgo horoscope - Lucky numbers : 4, 16, 17, 21, 34, 48

Your favorable zodiac signs : Virgo, Scorpio

Watch out for these zodiac signs : Taurus, Sagittarius

Tip for tomorrow : "Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."– Ferris Bueller


Virgo : percentage distribution of your horoscope of the day Sunday, February 25, 2024

health work love luck mood
health: 100%, work: 60%, love: 10%, luck: 40%, mood: 20%

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Virgo - tomorrow's tarot card

Free Daily Tarot Card Reading For The Virgo Zodiac Sign : Sunday, February 25, 2024

King of Cups

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Compassion · Good advice · Help · Honesty · Mature, authoritative man · Spouse

King of Cups Tarot Card - a short interpretation:

The King of Cups means balanced male and female energy - it has all positive male and female characteristics. It often literally points to a specific person in your life. Usually, when he represents a real person, he refers to a very nice and loving man with light hair. Know that you are supported by the universe in a visible and invisible way - this is what communicates the appearance of this card.

Tarot of the day: love, finances, description of the situation presents, future. The answer to your question: YES / NO

read details : King of Cups


Quote for you :
I consider being ill as one of the great pleasures of life, provided one is not too ill.


Did you know about it?
In one day, a full grown redwood tree expels more than 2 tons of water through its leaves.


Joke
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. "Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10." Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing.After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water. Avoid heavy lifting. It will be better in two weeks." Later that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction. He went back to the drug store, located the machine, poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer again made the usual noise and printed out the following message: "Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has worms. Get him vitamins. Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is pregnant with twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. And if you don't stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will never get better."



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