Thursday, 25 April 2019
Horoscope for today (Wednesday)
Scorpio – lucky numbers for tomorrow : 17, 36, 37, 39, 43, 46
Percentage distribution of your horoscope of the day 25 April 2019 (Thursday)
health: 80%, work: 50%, love: 80%, luck: 10%, mood: 50%
Quote for you :
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Joke
Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry about a disturbing thing that happened the night before.”Last night I came home from the pub pissed as a tick, so I hopped into bed and started feeling up me missus. After a few strokes of her firm arse she got aroused and then we fucked like bunnies for about two hours.Like I do every time after a fuck, I leaned over and turned on the light, lit up two cigarettes and went to pass one to the trouble ‘n’ strife. Rubbing me weary eyes I realized that I’d accidentally walked into my eight year olds daughter’s room by, and worse still she was on the swimming team and didn’t smoke.
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