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Wednesday, 3 March 2021

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Scorpio Tomorrow horoscope : Evening is the best time for thinking: think about your behavior, achievements and relations with others. Maybe it's worth changing something?

Horoscope for today (Tuesday)

Scorpio - lucky numbers for tomorrow : 1, 3, 10, 31, 44, 48

Percentage distribution of your horoscope of the day 3 March 2021 (Wednesday)

health for cancer work cancer tommrow love cancer tomorrow luck cancer mood
health: 70%, work: 40%, love: 30%, luck: 30%, mood: 70%

Scorpio Today Horoscope (Tuesday)


Quote for you :
The Soviet Union would remain a one-party nation even if an opposition party were permitted-because everyone would join that party.


Did you know about it?
A lump of pure gold the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court!


Joke
Politically Correct Feminine Terminology from [email protected]: Have you ever wanted to talk about a girl but was afraid that youwould offend the person standing near you?...NOT. Well, if you are, thenhere are some alternatives to some popular phrases.I found them on a poster, but I don't remember which one.She is not: An airheadShe is: Reality ImpairedShe is not: A Bleached BlondShe is: Peroxide DependantShe is not: A babe or chickShe is: A Breasted AmericanShe does not have: Major league hootersShe is: Pectorally SuperiorShe does not have: A Great TanShe is: Pigmentally EnhancedYou do not want to: Score or pick her upYou want to: Attempt a Horizontal EncounterShe is not: A perfect 10She is: Numerically SuperiorShe does not have: A great buttShe has: A Superior PosteriorIf she does not want to get: Married or hitchedShe does not want: Domestic IncarcerationShe is not: Half nakedShe is: Wardrobe ImpairedShe does not have: A perfect bodyShe is: Anatomically GiftedShe is not: Drunk or tipsyShe is: Chemically InconveniencedShe is not: Small or shortShe is: Vertically Challenged



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