Thursday, 3 December 2020
Pisces Tomorrow horoscope : The past won't let you forget about it. You'll suffer from it. Being aware of this, make sure you won't have to experience it again in the future.
Horoscope for today (Wednesday)
Pisces - lucky numbers for tomorrow : 10, 16, 20, 21, 41, 49
Percentage distribution of your horoscope of the day 3 December 2020 (Thursday)
health: 50%, work: 80%, love: 60%, luck: 20%, mood: 80%
Pisces Today Horoscope (Wednesday)
Quote for you :
The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax.
The United States produces enough plastic film annually to cover the entire state of Texas.
Joke
|The following are real conversations Directory Enquiries operators had with callers, as revealed in interviews with staff at the Cardiff DE Centre.Caller : I'd like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff, please. Operator : I'm sorry, there's no listing. Is the spelling correct? Caller : Well, it used to be called the Bargoed Fish Bar but the B fell off.* * *Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company in Woven. Operator : Woven? Are you sure? Caller : Yes. That's what it says on the label - Woven in Scotland.* * *Caller : I'd like the RSPCA please.Operator : Where are you calling from?Caller : The living room* * *Caller : The water board please.Operator : Which department?Caller : Tap water.* * *Operator : How are you spelling that?Caller : With letters.* * *Caller : I'd like the number for a reverend in Cardiff, please.Operator : Do you have his name?Caller : No, but he has a dog named Ben.* * *Caller : The Union of Shopkeepers and Alligators please.Operator : You mean the Amalgamated Union of Shopkeepers?* * *On another occasion, a man making heavy breathing sounds from a phone box told the worried operator: "I haven't got a pen so I'm steaming up the window to write the number on.
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