Libra weekly horoscope
from 09.12 to 15.12 2019
Libra horoscope for this week : This week may bring problems at work – be patient and remember, that sometimes it's better to stay silent – and you'll get through the hard moments. Dedicate more attention to your relatives, who have been waiting for your interest. They will help you stay optimistic and satisfied with your life.
Daily horoscope Libra : 13 December 2019 (Friday)
Libra - lucky numbers for this week : 5, 8, 10, 14, 24, 31
Weekly horoscope : from 09.12 to 15.12 2019
Weekly horoscope - health : 80%, work : 60%, love : 100%, luck : 80%, mood : 50%
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Quote of the week:
A crash is when your competitor's program dies. When your program dies, it is an 'idiosyncrasy'. Frequently, crashes are followed with a message like 'ID 02'. 'ID' is an abbreviation for idiosyncrasy and the number that follows indicates how many more months of testing the product should have had.
Only 1 person in 2 billion will live to be 116.
Joke of the week :
..Placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion. ..Bike helmets. They're good in emergencies but usually just look silly. ..Government bonds. They take so long to mature. ..Copiers. You need them in reproduction but that's about it. ..Lava lamps. Fun to look at it but not all that bright. ..Bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest. ..High heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it. ..Curling irons. They're always hot and always in your hair. ..Mini skirts. If your not careful they'll creep up your legs. ..Handguns. Keep one around long enough and your gonna want to shoot it. ..Floor tiles. Lay them right the first time and you can walk on them for a lifetime. ..Parking spots. The good ones are taken, and the rest are too small. ..Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.
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