Libra Weekly horoscope
20.03 - 26.03 2023
Libra horoscope for this week
You will feel tired this week. You will be prone to malicious remarks and comments, which may cause arguments with loved ones. Control your emotions.
Sometimes it's better not to comment. Work on yourself, relax, rest, go for a walk - free your mind from tensions and bad emotions. Friends can help.
Take care of your mental health every day. After a difficult week, be sure to rest in a peaceful, quiet place. Even listening to music or reading a book is important.
Avoid noise and crowded places.
Daily horoscope Libra : March 23, 2023 (Thursday)
Love horoscopeLibra - love horoscope for this week
It won't be easy to please you. Fatigue and stress can also affect your relationship with your partner. Be careful that your behavior does not spoil good relations with your loved ones.
Grievances and complaints are wrong methods, therefore you should rather seek help and support from your partner than create conflicts.
Your weekly love chart : 50%
Finance horoscopeLibra - weekly finance horoscope
Nothing new will happen in your finances, but you will not be satisfied with your account balance, market prices and financial proposals. Better to postpone these matters until later.
Lucky numbersLucky numbers for this week : 6, 9, 32, 36, 45, 48
Your favorable zodiac signs for this week : Capricorn, Gemini
Watch out for these zodiac signs : Scorpio, Cancer
Tip for this week : "Oh yes, the past can hurt. But the way I see it, you can either run from it or learn from it." – The Lion King
Weekly horoscope : 20.03 - 26.03 2023
Weekly horoscope - health : 100%, work : 60%, luck : 80%, mood : 40%
Libra - your weekly tarotYour Weekly Tarot Horoscope :
Seven of Cupsclick card's name to read details
Confusion · Dreams and Ambitions · Speculations · Decisions · Temptation
The Seven of Cups is the election card. It often indicates confusion and can even mean disorganization and the fact that too much is happening.
Tarot for this week: love, finances. Description of the situation : presents :future, The answer to your question: YES / NO
read details : Seven of Cups
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Joke of the week :
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!" Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly. Sell Girl Scout cookies. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator. Shave. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?" Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!" Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. One word: Flatulence! On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom. Do Tai Chi exercises. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!" When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, motion sickness!" Give religious tracts to each passenger. Meow occassionally. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator. Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!" Leave a box between the doors. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it. Start a sing-along. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?" Play the harmonica. Shadow box. Say "Ding!" at each floor. Lean against the button panel. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space." Bring a chair along. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?" Blow spit bubbles. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger." If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
Funny video for this week :
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