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Libra next week horoscope

Libra horoscope for the next week
from 23.02 to 29.02 2020

Libra weekly horoscope
Libra horoscope for next week : You may experience an unexpected turn of your career. A promotion and raise are just a matter of time. You'll have less reasons to be happy about in love. Try not to force your will at home.

Daily horoscope Libra : 16 February 2020 (Sunday)

Libra - lucky numbers for next week : 6, 7, 13, 14, 21, 26

Weekly horoscope : from 23.02 to 29.02 2020

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Weekly horoscope - health : 50%, work : 80%, love : 100%, luck : 70%, mood : 50%

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Quote of the week:
Michael Bolton Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton. Samir You know there's nothing wrong with that name. Michael Bolton There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.


Did you know about it ?
In ancient Rome it was considered a sign of leadership to be born with a crooked nose!


Joke of the week :
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