Thursday, 13 August 2020
Tomorrow horoscope : If you've been recently feeling bad, you need to see a doctor. Remember that heath is the most important thing. Constant somnolence, headaches may be symptoms of some disease.
Horoscope for today (Wednesday)
Gemini - lucky numbers for tomorrow : 9, 16, 23, 31, 44, 50
Percentage distribution of your horoscope of the day 13 August 2020 (Thursday)
health: 40%, work: 30%, love: 80%, luck: 100%, mood: 90%
Gemini Today Horoscope (Wednesday)
Quote for you :
I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.
Dragonflies have six legs but cannot walk!
Joke
Recipe for Banana Bread Ingredients: 2 Laughing Eyes 2 Loving Arms 2 Well Shaped Legs 2 Firm Milk Containers 1 Fur Lined Mixing Bowl 2 Large Nuts 1 Large Banana Method: 1. Look into Loving Eyes. 2. Fold in Loving Arms. 3. Spread Well Shaped Legs. 4. Squeeze and massage Milk Containers gently until Fur Lined Mixing Bowl is well greased. Check frequently with middle finger. 5. Add Banana - work in and out until well creamed. 6. Cover with Nuts and sigh with relief. Cake done when Banana becomes soft. Be sure to wash mixing utensils and don't lick the bowl. N.B. If cake begins to rise leave town immediately.
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