Thursday, 20 February 2020
Tomorrow horoscope : Remind yourself about your partner and his/her needs – be more interested, tender, show how important he/she's to you. If you're single, believe in your attractiveness which is today visible and go rule the world!
Horoscope for today (Wednesday)
Gemini - lucky numbers for tomorrow : 12, 19, 25, 32, 41, 49
Percentage distribution of your horoscope of the day 20 February 2020 (Thursday)
health: 50%, work: 10%, love: 90%, luck: 10%, mood: 30%
Gemini Today Horoscope (Wednesday)
Quote for you :
A really great man is known by three signs... generosity in the design, humanity in the execution, moderation in success.
The city of Houston, Texas is built on a swamp and is slowly sinking!
Joke
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of England. Seen at the side of a Sussex road: SLOW CATTLE CROSSING. NO OVERTAKING FOR THE NEXT 100 YRS. Outside a disco: SMARTS IS THE MOST EXCLUSIVE DISCO IN TOWN. EVERYONE WELCOME Sign warning of quicksand: QUICKSAND. ANY PERSON PASSING THIS POINT WILL BE DROWNED. BY ORDER OF THE DISTRICT COUNCIL. Notice sent to residents of a Whiltshire parish: DUE TO INCREASING PROBLEMS WITH LETTER LOUTS AND VANDALS WE MUST ASK ANYONE WITH RELATIVES BURIED IN THE GRAVEYARD TO DO THEIR BEST TO KEEP THEM IN ORDER Notice in a dry cleaner's window: ANYONE LEAVING THEIR GARMENTS HERE FOR MORE THAN 30 DAYS WILL BE DISPOSED OF. Sign on motorway garage: PLEASE DO NOT SMOKE NEAR OUR PETROL PUMPS. YOUR LIFE MAY NOT BE WORTH MUCH BUT OUR PETROL IS. Notice in health food shop window: CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
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