Monday, 8 June 2020
Tomorrow horoscope : You have a chance to meet somebody very interesting. If you're single, maybe this person will turn out to be your big love. However, if you're in relationship, watch out – the new acquaintance may mess in your life...
Horoscope for today (Sunday)
Gemini - lucky numbers for tomorrow : 6, 7, 10, 42, 45, 49
Percentage distribution of your horoscope of the day 8 June 2020 (Monday)
health: 60%, work: 100%, love: 80%, luck: 80%, mood: 30%
Gemini Today Horoscope (Sunday)
Quote for you :
The mysterious is always attractive. People will always follow a vail.
Linen is actually stronger when wet.
|"The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile.""If you run, you'll only go to jail tired.""So, you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?""Yes sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?""Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket.""The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?""Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven.""Life's tough, it's tougher if you're stupid.""No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want.""Just how big were those two beers?"In God we trust, all others are suspects."
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