Capricorn weekly horoscope
from 17.02 to 23.02 2020
Capricorn horoscope for this week : The following week will bring happy days, full of good energy and positive emotions. Use this time wisely and think about yourself – it's about time to introduce some changes to one of the fields of your life, which has been doubtful for a long time. The stars favors you exceptionally, so don't be afraid of making brave decisions.
Daily horoscope Capricorn : 19 February 2020 (Wednesday)
Capricorn - lucky numbers for this week : 2, 3, 23, 28, 40, 43
Weekly horoscope : from 17.02 to 23.02 2020
Weekly horoscope - health : 70%, work : 60%, love : 10%, luck : 40%, mood : 20%
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Quote of the week:
Peace has to be created, in order to be maintained. It is the product of Faith, Strength, Energy, Will, Sympathy, Justice, Imagination, and the triumph of principle. It will never be achieved by passivity and quietism.
The inventor of Vaseline ate a spoonful of the stuff every morning!
Joke of the week :
The scene is a dark jungle in Africa. Two tigers are stalking through thebrush when the one to the rear reaches out with his tongue and licks theass of the tiger in front. The startled tiger turns around and says,"Hey! Cut it out, alright!"The rear tiger says, "sorry," and they continue.After about another five minutes, the rear tiger again reaches out with his tongue and licks the ass of the tiger in front. The front tiger turnsaround and cuffs the rear tiger and says,"I said stop it!" The rear tiger says, "sorry," and they continue.After about another five minutes, the rear tiger once more licks the ass of the tiger in front. The front tiger turns around and asks the rear tiger, "What is it with you, anyway?"The rear tiger replies, "Well, I just ate a lawyer and I'm trying to getthe taste out of my mouth!"
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