Capricorn weekly horoscope
from 09.12 to 15.12 2019
Capricorn horoscope for this week : Unfortunately, it's going to be a hard week. You've fallen behind with stuff at work, and your boss has been watching you closely. You gave him another reason to have a difficult conversation, or even to reprimand you. You need to be more concentrated. Maybe you'll manage to fix things this time as well.
Daily horoscope Capricorn : 13 December 2019 (Friday)
Capricorn - lucky numbers for this week : 5, 8, 10, 14, 24, 31
Weekly horoscope : from 09.12 to 15.12 2019
Weekly horoscope - health : 40%, work : 90%, love : 50%, luck : 60%, mood : 90%
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Quote of the week:
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
The Australian $5,$10,$20,$50 and $100 notes are made out of plastic.
Joke of the week :
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find outthat she's pregnant! She is furious. Here just became the senator ofNew York and this has happened to her. She gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming: "How could you have let this happen?With all that's going on right now, you go and get me pregnant! Howcould you??!!! I can't believe this! I just found out I am five weeks pregnant and it is all your fault!!! Your fault!!! Well, what haveyou got to say???"There is nothing but dead silence on the phone. She screamsagain, "Did you hear me??!!" Finally she hears Bill's very, veryquiet voice. In a barely audible whisper, he says, "Who is this?"
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