Capricorn weekly horoscope
from 14.01 to 20.01 2019
Capricorn horoscope for this week : You have a chance to go for a travel of your dreams this week! If you only get a chance to take some days off, don't wait! The travel doesn't have to be long, the most important is the change of surrounding. There's also love in the air, possible affair with somebody of different culture. Act wisely.
Daily horoscope Capricorn : 17 January 2019 (Thursday)
Capricorn - lucky numbers for this week : 15, 24, 27, 29, 32, 41
Weekly horoscope : from 14.01 to 20.01 2019
Weekly horoscope - health : 70%, work : 80%, love : 70%, luck : 80%, mood : 10%
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Quote of the week:
To produce things and to rear them, To produce, but not to take possession of them, To act, but not to rely on one's own ability, To lead them, but not to master them - This is called profound and secret virtue.
A group of geese on the ground is a gaggle, a group of geese in the air is a skein!
Joke of the week :
Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them got an idea, saying "I know, let's play swords!""Play swords?" asked the other. "How?" "Simple. Whip it out, smackit till it's hard, and we both whack'em together like swords."So they did, and they were running up and down the street, smackingtheir dicks together playing swords.Then, a gay man walked up to them and inquired about their actions."We're playing swords!" yelled one of the bums.The gay man wanted to play too. An hour later, the gay man was becomingexhausted. "I'm tired," he said. He bent over saying, "kill me!, killme!!"
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