Capricorn horoscope for the next week
from 04.10 to 10.10 2020
Capricorn horoscope for next week : You'll face difficulties at work, which will be caused by your co-workers – malcontents. They're going to point out your disadvantages, and even tell your boss that you've been neglecting your duties lately. Don't take it personal, do a solid self-reflection.
Daily horoscope Capricorn : 1 October 2020 (Thursday)
Capricorn - lucky numbers for next week : 16, 20, 26, 32, 35, 36
Weekly horoscope : from 04.10 to 10.10 2020
Weekly horoscope - health : 70%, work : 90%, love : 100%, luck : 40%, mood : 40%
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Quote of the week:
In America every woman has her set of girl-friends some are cousins, the rest are gained at school. These form a permanent committee who sit on each other's affairs, who 'come out' together, marry and divorce together, and who end as those groups of bustling, heartless well-informed club-women who govern society. Against them the Couple of Ehepaar is helpless and Man in their eyes but a biological interlude.
Pain travels through the body at 350 feet per second!
Joke of the week :
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?" The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry." Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?" He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
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