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Capricorn next week horoscope

Capricorn horoscope for the next week
from 24.02 to 02.03 2019

Capricorn weekly horoscope
Capricorn horoscope for next week : Instead of happy, peaceful home life – a serious conflict caused by an affair. This are the consequences of your irresponsibility. You should contact a good psychotherapist and discuss the problem to help your family.

Daily horoscope Capricorn : 18 February 2019 (Monday)

Capricorn - lucky numbers for next week : 4, 8, 29, 31, 38, 42

Weekly horoscope : from 24.02 to 02.03 2019

health Capricorn work Capricorn love Capricorn luck Capricorn mood Capricorn
Weekly horoscope - health : 100%, work : 30%, love : 60%, luck : 20%, mood : 50%

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Quote of the week:
Life is too short for a long story.


Did you know about it ?
The mile is Latin for 1,000. The number of paces it took the average Roman!


Joke of the week :
Three fellows walking along the beach noticed a mermaid sitting on a rock swishing her tail in the foam. The first man waded out to her and said, Hello mermaid! Have you ever been kissed?" She replied, "no sir!" So he kissed her quite thoroughly and asked, "Did you like that?" "Oh, indeed I did, sir!" she replied The second man went out to her and asked,"Mermaid, have you ever had your breasts fondled?" "No sir," she replied. So he set to and fondled and caressed and then asked, "How did you like that?" She replied," It was most pleasurable, sir." The third fellow approached and asked," Mermaid, have you ever been fucked?" "No sir," she replied. He said, "Well you have been now--the tide's gone out!"



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