Friday, 22 January 2021
Aquarius Tomorrow horoscope : A significant improvement of mutual relations in those in relationships. Single people, on the other hand, have a chance for a big love, which may cause significant changes in life.
Horoscope for today (Thursday)
Aquarius - lucky numbers for tomorrow : 3, 8, 13, 22, 36, 45
Percentage distribution of your horoscope of the day 22 January 2021 (Friday)
health: 10%, work: 10%, love: 10%, luck: 20%, mood: 30%
Aquarius Today Horoscope (Thursday)
Quote for you :
God made Truth with many doors to welcome every believer who knocks on them.
Flamingos can only eat with their heads upside down.
Joke
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?" Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?""Osama Bin Laden," she says. "Why Osama Bin Laden," her father asks in shock. "Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with newfound pride. "Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard." "I know," Melissa says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines could blow the crap out of him."
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