Daily horoscope Virgo
Sunday, April 28, 2024
Horoscope for today : Don't make too ambitious plans today, as you may lack energy to realize them in the future. Focus on your house and family, make a healthy dinner...and have some rest.
Horoscope
Virgo daily horoscope - Lucky numbers : 4, 6, 10, 19, 37, 42
Your favorable zodiac signs : Capricorn, Virgo
Watch out for these zodiac signs : Cancer, Taurus
Tip of the day : "Motivation comes from working on things we care about." – Sheryl Sandberg
Virgo : percentage distribution of your horoscope of the day April 28 , 2024
health: 10%, work: 10%, love: 80%, luck: 90%, mood: 80%
Virgo - tarot card today
Free Daily Tarot Card Reading For The Virgo Zodiac Sign : Sunday, 28 April 2024
Two of Wands
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Achievement · Anxiety · Profit · Objectives · Partnership
Two of Wands Tarot Card - a short interpretation:
Twos of each color often indicate the need for balance. It is important that you keep your balance in every possible way, even with ordinary, routine things like proper nutrition and rest. These things will be very helpful at this time. The Two of Wands often also points to a partnership with one person. It can be a business or personal partnership, or both.
Tarot of the day: love, finances, description of the situation presents, future. The answer to your question: YES / NO - read details : Two of Wands
Quote for you :
Love is the only way to grasp another human being in the innermost core of his personality.
Perspiration is odorless; it is the bacteria on the skin that creates an odor.
Joke
Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor? ------------------------------------------------ November 22, 1996 - Any More Complaints? The controller working a busy pattern told the 727 on downwind to make a 360 (do a complete circle, usually done to provide spacing between aircraft). The pilot of the 727 complained, "Do you know it costs us two thousand dollars to make a 360 in this airplane?" Without missing a beat the controller replied, "Roger, give me four thousand dollars worth." ------------------------------------------------ November 15, 1996 - What the...?! PSA was following United, taxiing out for departure. PSA called the tower and said "Tower, this is United 586. We've got a little problem, so go ahead and let PSA go first." The tower promptly cleared PSA fortakeoff before United had a chance to object to the impersonation. ------------------------------------------------ November 8, 1996 - Which Exit Did You Say That Was? A DC-10 had an exceedingly long landing rollout after landing with his approach speed just a little too high...San Jose Tower: "American 751 Heavy, turn right at the end if able. If not able, take the Guadalupe exit off of Highway 101 back to the airport." ------------------------------------------------ November 1, 1996 - Ouch! Western Airlines had a term for its second officers. The term was "GIB," and stood for "Guy In Back." The term was strictly unofficial and was actually frowned upon by the management at Western. It seems that some wise-guy pilot had been browsing through a dictionary and had made the discovery that a "gib" is a castrated tomcat. ------------------------------------------------ October 11, 1996 - What Is That Thang? It was a really nice day, right about dusk, and a Piper Malibu was being vectored into a long line of airliners in order to land at Kansas City... KC Approach: "Malibu three-two-Charlie, you're following a 727, one o'clock and three miles. "Three-two-Charlie: "We've got him. We'll follow him." KC Approach: "Delta 105, your traffic to follow is a Malibu, eleven o'clock and three miles. Do you have that traffic? "Delta 105: (long pause and then in a thick southern drawl) "Well... I've got something down there. Can't quite tell if it's a Malibu or a Chevelle, though." ------------------------------------------------ September 6, 1996 - Mmmm-mmm, Good! Tower: "Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7." Eastern 702: "Tower, Eastern 702 switching to Departure... by the way, as we lifted off, we saw some kind of dead animal on the far end of the runway." Tower: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7... did you copy the report from Eastern?" Continental 635: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff... and yes, we copied Eastern and we've already notified our caterers." ------------------------------------------------ June 28, 1996 - No, That's not what I Said! O'Hare Approach Control: "United 329, traffic is a Fokker, one o'clock, 3 miles, eastbound." United 329: "Approach, I've always wanted to say this... I've got that Fokker in sight." What did Bill Gates' wife say to him on their wedding night? "Now I know why you named your company Microsoft!
Funny video :
am happy to be a virgo
Me too Olumide…”humble smarts!”