Horoscope tomorrow Sagittarius
Sunday, April 28, 2024
Horoscope for today Sagittarius
Horoscope
Sagittarius horoscope - Lucky numbers : 8, 10, 23, 29, 37, 38
Your favorable zodiac signs : Taurus, Aries
Watch out for these zodiac signs : Capricorn, Libra
Tip for tomorrow : "Everyone has inside them a piece of good news. The good news is you don’t know how great you can be! How much you can love! What you can accomplish! And what your potential is." – Anne Frank
Sagittarius : percentage distribution of your horoscope of the day Sunday, April 28, 2024
health: 50%, work: 100%, love: 20%, luck: 70%, mood: 80%
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Sagittarius - tomorrow's tarot card
Free Daily Tarot Card Reading For The Sagittarius Zodiac Sign : Sunday, April 28, 2024
The Empress
click name of the card to read detailsAbundant creativity · Fertility · Fulfillment · Maternal figure · Efficiency
The Empress Tarot Card - a short interpretation:
The Empress is an archetype of feminine power. She is difficult to crack, mysterious, fruitful and sexual. She announces the need to be in touch with the feminine side of nature, signals to listen to intuition and give priority to emotions and passions. This can mean imminent abundance.
Tarot of the day: love, finances, description of the situation presents, future. The answer to your question: YES / NO
read details : The Empress
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|'Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools to hand to my spouse.Instructions were studied and we were inspired,In hopes we could manage "Some Assembly Required."The children were quiet (not asleep) in their beds,While Dad and I faced the evening with dread:A kitchen, two bikes, Barbie's town house to boot!And, thanks to Grandpa, a train with a toot!We opened the boxes, my heart skipped a beat....Let no parts be missing or parts incomplete!Too late for last-minute returns or replacement;If we can't get it right, it goes in the basement!When what to my worrying eyes should appear,But 50 sheets of directions, concise, but not clear,With each part numbered and every slot named,So if we failed, only we could be blamed.More rapid than eagles the parts then fell out,All over the carpet they were scattered about."Now bolt it! Now twist it! Attach it right there!Slide on the seats, and staple the stair!Hammer the shelves, and nail to the stand.""Honey," said hubby, "you just glued my hand."And then in a twinkling, I knew for a factThat all the toy dealers had indeed made a pactTo keep parents busy all Christmas Eve nightWith "assembly required" till morning's first light.We spoke not a word, but kept bent at our work,Till our eyes, they went bleary; our fingers all hurt.The coffee went cold and the night, it wore thinBefore we attached the last rod and last pin.Then laying the tools away in the chest,We fell into bed for a well-deserved rest.But I said to my husband just before I passed out,"This will be the best Christmas, without any doubt.Tomorrow we'll cheer, let the holiday ring,And not have to run to the store for a thing!We did it! We did it! The toys are all setFor the perfect, most perfect, Christmas, I bet!"Then off to dreamland and sweet repose I gratefully went,Though I suppose there's something to say for those self-deluded...I'd forgotten that batteries are never included!
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