Sagittarius weekly horoscope
from 17.02 to 23.02 2020
Sagittarius horoscope for this week : You have a chance to go for a travel of your dreams this week! If you only get a chance to take some days off, don't wait! The travel doesn't have to be long, the most important is the change of surrounding. There's also love in the air, possible affair with somebody of different culture. Act wisely.
Daily horoscope Sagittarius : 20 February 2020 (Thursday)
Sagittarius - lucky numbers for this week : 2, 3, 23, 28, 40, 43
Weekly horoscope : from 17.02 to 23.02 2020
Weekly horoscope - health : 90%, work : 70%, love : 50%, luck : 80%, mood : 80%
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Quote of the week:
The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed.
Male hospital patients fall out of bed twice as often as female hospital patients.
Joke of the week :
|1. During the middle of the meal, turn to mom and say, "See mom, I told you they wouldn't notice that the turkey was four months past its expiration date. You were worried for nothing."2. When everyone goes around to say what they are thankful for, say, "I'm thankful I didn't get caught" and refuse to say anything more.3. Load your plate up high, then take it to the kitchen, toss it all in the blender, and take your "shake" back to the table. Announce that it's the new Thanksgiving Weight Loss Shake 4. Prepare a several hour long speech to give when asked about your thankfulness. If necessary, insist that no one leave or eat until you have finished the speech.5. Bring along old recorded football games and pop them in the VCR when dad's not looking. Make sure it is set to the last two minutes of the game when he comes into the room, turn off the VCR, and then turn on the regular TV. 6. Bring a date that only talks about the tragic and abusive conditions known to exist at turkey farms. Request that she bring photos.
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