Sagittarius weekly horoscope
from 25.01 to 31.01 2021
Sagittarius horoscope for this week : Let the emotions and fantasy rule. Be at least once spontaneous! Singing, music and dancing till the early morning? Find out how pleasure it is. In your case, having fun is the best medication to depression, stress and sadness.
Daily horoscope Sagittarius : 24 January 2021 (Sunday)
Sagittarius - lucky numbers for this week : 2, 11, 13, 25, 36, 44
Weekly horoscope : from 25.01 to 31.01 2021
Weekly horoscope - health : 100%, work : 60%, love : 70%, luck : 90%, mood : 50%
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Quote of the week:
Sorrow looks back... Worry looks around... But, faith looks up.
The hair of an adult man or woman can stretch 25 percent of its length without breaking.
Joke of the week :
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her Grade 6 class one day. Itwas a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenlythere was a giggle from one of the boys in the class.She quickly turned and asked, "What's so funny Pat?""Well teacher, I just saw one of your garters.""Get out of my classroom," she yells, "I don't want to see you for three days."The teacher turns back to the chalkboard. Realizing she had forgotten to title theassignment; she reaches to the very top of the chalkboard. Suddenly there is an evenlouder giggle from another male student. She quickly turns and asks, "What's so funnyBilly?""Well miss, I just saw both of your garters."Again she yells, "Get out of my classroom!" This time the punishment is more severe,"I don't want to see you for three weeks."Embarrassed and frustrated, she drops the eraser when she turns around again. Soshe bends over to pick it up. This time there is an burst of laughter fromanother male student. She quickly turns to see Little Johnny leaving theclassroom."Where do you think you are going?" she asks. "Well teacher, from what I just saw, my school days are over!"
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