Tuesday, 24 September 2019
Horoscope for today (Monday)
Virgo – lucky numbers for tomorrow : 1, 10, 17, 22, 30, 34
Percentage distribution of your horoscope of the day 24 September 2019 (Tuesday)
health: 70%, work: 40%, love: 40%, luck: 20%, mood: 30%
Quote for you :
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On a ski lift in Taos, NM: ‘No jumping from the lift. Survivors will be prosecuted.’ Official sign near door: Door Alarmed. Handprinted sign nearby: Window frightened. Road sign seen on the island of Cyprus. (translation of the Greek): ‘Caution: Road Slippery from Grapejuice’ A sign advertising a Company wide skiing race: Let’s see who can go downhill the fastest. Sign in King’s Canyon in California. ‘Slow Parking Ahead’ A billboard seen next to the highway, travelling from Johannesburg International Airport into town. An Ad for BMW showing a photo of a BMW 328i convertible with the roof and all the windows down. The caption reads:’ Our hardware runs better without WINDOWS!!!’ Two signs found on top of one another in a country kitchen several years ago: Restrooms to the left. Please wait for the hostess to seat you. Seen in a health food store. “Shoplifters will be beaten over the head with an organic carrot” “Children left unattended will be towed at parents expense.” I went to a little hole in the wall restaurant: the sign read: Women are not served here. You have to bring your own.
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