Wednesday, 30 September 2020
Tomorrow horoscope : Are things between you and your partner going well? It's time to deepen your relationship then! Your main advantages at work are diligence and...calmness. You'll finally find a cure for your health issues.
Horoscope for today (Tuesday)
Capricorn - lucky numbers for tomorrow : 26, 27, 28, 37, 43, 47
Percentage distribution of your horoscope of the day 30 September 2020 (Wednesday)
health: 30%, work: 70%, love: 100%, luck: 50%, mood: 90%
Capricorn Today Horoscope (Tuesday)
Quote for you :
It is an old habit with theologians to beat the living with the bones of the dead.
The average American eats at McDonalds more than 1,800 times in their life.
Joke
|There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults directed at her intelligence.So, she cut and dyed her hair, got a make-over, got in her car, and began driving around in the country.Suddenly, she came to a herd of sheep in the road. She stopped her car and went over to the shepherd who was tending to them."If I can guess the exact number of sheep here, will you let me have one?" she asked.The shepherd, thinking this was a pretty safe bet, agreed."You have 171 sheep," said the blonde in triumph.Surprised, the shepherd told her to pick out a sheep of her choice.She looked around for a while and finally found one that she really liked.She picked it up and was petting it when the shepherd walked over to her and asked, "if I can guess your real hair color, will you give me my sheep back?"The blonde thought it was only fair to let him try. "You're a blonde! Now give me back my dog."
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