Pisces : daily horoscope

pisces daily horoscope

Friday, September 22

You'll finally be ready to realize ideas which have been growing up in your head for recent few days. Call a man you sometimes think about. Married women will surprise their husbands with determination and consistence.

Pisces - lucky numbers for today : 26, 6, 5, 24, 25
  • 70%
  • 80%
  • 100%
  • 70%
  • 30%
  • 40%
  • work
  • money
  • health
  • love
  • happiness
  • family
  • 100
  • 75
  • 50
  • 25
  • 0

Pisces daily horoscope : percentage distribution of your horoscope of the day September 22 , 2017

Quote of the day for you :
Of all the warning sounds that animals make, I think the one that's the least effective on me is a kind of clicking noise. - Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Thought for the day
thought for the day

Did you know about it?
Your hair grows faster in the morning than at any other time of day.

Joke of the day
This black guy is walking along a beach when he looks down a sees an antique lamp. Thinking that he'll get enough money for another vial of crack, he takes the bottle home and starts to clean it. He starts rubbing the lamp, when all of a sudden a Jewish genie appears, and being a Jewish genie, he say's to the nigger that he have two wishes. The black guy thinks for a couple of seconds, and quickly says:, "I want to be white and surrounded by cunt."In an instant he is turned into a tampon.Now the morale of this story is:Don't ever expect anything from a Jew without strings attached.


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