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Libra : daily horoscope


Monday, 24 September 2018

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Today Horoscope Libra : You’ve done something wrong to somebody, and now you have pangs of conscience. You don’t know how to solve such a situation. Today is a lesson for the future. Now you know that lies always come out.

Libra horoscope for tomorrow


Lucky numbers for today : 17, 26, 33, 38, 39, 44

Libra daily horoscope : percentage distribution of your horoscope of the day September 24 , 2018

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work for libra
love for libra
luck for libra
mood

health: 40%, work: 40%, love: 100%, luck: 40%, mood: 30%

Libra Horoscope for tomorrow




Quote of the day for you :

We’re a planet of nearly six billion ninnies living in a civilization that was designed by a few thousand amazingly smart deviants.





Did you know about it?

The average life span of a peasant during the medieval ages was 25 years.

Joke of the day
A depressed young blonde was so desperate that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. When she went down to the docks, a handsome young sailor noticed her tears, took pity on her, and said, “Look, you’ve got a lot to live for. I’m off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I’ll take good care of you and bring you food every day.” Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, “I’ll keep you happy, and you’ll keep me happy.” The girl nodded ‘yes.’ After all, what did she have to lose? That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a life-boat. From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn. Three weeks later, during a routine search, she was discovered by the captain. “What are you doing here?” the Captain asked. “I have an arrangement with one of the sailors,” the blonde explained. “He’s taking me to Europe, and he’s screwing me.” “He sure is, lady… This is the Staten Island Ferry!”

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  1. Nancy Cardneas September 29, 2015

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