Sunday, 18 February 2018
Today Horoscope Capricorn : Lonely people have a chance to fall in love. In regular relationships – agreement and a lot of tenderness. Be cooperative at work and use other people's advice. Be careful in finances.
Capricorn horoscope for tomorrow
Lucky numbers for today : 1, 23, 24, 35, 40, 44
Capricorn daily horoscope : percentage distribution of your horoscope of the day February 18 , 2018
health: 60%, work: 20%, love: 40%, luck: 30%, mood: 70%
Capricorn Horoscope for tomorrow
Quote of the day for you :
Men are so simple and yield so readily to the desires of the moment that he who will trick will always find another who will suffer to be tricked.
No high jumper has ever been able to stay off the ground for more than one second.
Joke of the day
Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together. Goldstein says to his friend, "Last week was one of the worst weeks of my entire life.""What happened?" asks Birnbaum.Goldstein moans, "My wife and I went to Florida on vacation. It rained for seven days and seven nights, so my wife went out and spent thousands of dollars on the credit card. I came back to New York and found out that my brother-in-law accountant has been ripping me off for millions. And, to top it all off, when I came in to work on Monday morning, I found my son having sex with the garment model on my desk!""You think you had a bad week?" responds Birnbaum. "My week was even worse! I went to Florida on vacation with my wife and it rained for seven days and seven nights, so my wife went out and spent thousands on the credit card. Then, when I got back to New York, I found out that my brother-in-law accountant has been ripping me off for millions. And, to top it all off, when I came in to work on Monday morning, I found my son having sex with the garment model on my desk!""How can you say that your week was worse than mine?" asks Goldstein. "It was identical!""You shmuck!" replies Birnbaum. "I manufacture men's garments..."
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