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Capricorn : daily horoscope

Monday, 24 September 2018

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Today Horoscope Capricorn : You have a chance to realize your long-prepared plans – don’t waste it. Expect a gift, benefit or good news today. Although the fate is supporting you, avoid bravery, especially behind the wheel.

Capricorn horoscope for tomorrow

Lucky numbers for today : 17, 26, 33, 38, 39, 44

Capricorn daily horoscope : percentage distribution of your horoscope of the day September 24 , 2018

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work for capricorn
love for capricorn
luck for capricorn

health: 70%, work: 10%, love: 50%, luck: 10%, mood: 10%

Capricorn Horoscope for tomorrow

Quote of the day for you :

Whatever you do, do it with all your might. Work at it, early and late, in season and out of season, not leaving a stone unturned, and never deferring for a single hour that which can be done just as well as now.

Did you know about it?

Mosquitoes are attracted to the color blue twice as much as any other color.

Joke of the day
|WORLD FAMOUS SOUTHERN TALKBECOME A NATIVE SOUTHERNERHow to talk native SOUTHERN in one easy lessonAig – What a hen laysAints – He’s got aints in his paintsPaints – What cha put on your laigs of a morninArn – Ma’s tard of arninBag – He bagged her to marry himBobbed – A bobbed wire fenceBresh – He had a bresh with the law, and the law won.Bub – the light bub burned outCheer – What you set inCrick – A small streamClum – He sure clum that tree fastern any ‘coonChiny – country over in AsiaChuch duds – Sunday go-to-meetin clothesCore – He got hisself a new Ford coreCyow – Animal on FarmDeppity – He helps out the shurfDribbed – He dribbed milk on his shirtDainz – Satidy night socialEllum – A graceful treeFanger – What you put your rang onFaince – Whats round the hawg lotFar – What get the brandin arn hotFurred – He got furred from his jobFlar – A rose is a purdy flarFrash – Them aigs ain’t frashFuriners – All non-‘bamansFurther – Hits ten miles further to townGrain – She was grain with envyHail – Where bad folks goHep – Poor George, he can’t hep it, he was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.Hern – It aint hern, it’s his’nHilbilly – People in the next countyHollar – Whats between the hillsHard – Got a brend new hardhand Tar – His core blew a tarLaymun – A sour fruitLaig – Most folks have two of themLather – What you climb upLiberry – Where you go to check out books for larnin Mailk – what you get from cyowsMere – What you see your self inMinners – Live baitMisrus – Married WomanNar – Opposite of wideNayk – Your head sets on itNup – NoOrrel – Them hinges need orrelOrmy – What the sojers go inPank – A light red colorParch – Sit out on the parch and watch the grass growPetition – What separate the roomsPoke – A paper bag or sackPokey – What the shurf and deppity puts crimnals in PokeSalit – A green vegetablePuppet – What the preacher is inPurdy – She is purdy as a pitcherPurt near – Almost; he purt near caught that greased pigRang – You wear it on your fangerRut – That there tree sure has long rutsRah cheer – I was born rah cheer in townRainch – A big cow farmRat – Do it rat now!Rench – Rench the soap yourselfRoont – She plum roont her shoesSalary – A stringy vegetableSoardeens – Small canned fishShar – A light rainGully Worsher – A medium heavy rainToad strangler – A heavy rain SodyPop – A soft drinkSprang – Water out’n the groundShurf – The Shurf put Clem in jailStorch – This here aprn has to much storch in itSkeered – that plumb skeered me to deathThanks – He shore thanks he’s smartTho – Tho me the ballThoat – I shore got a sore thoatWar – A bobbed war fanceWorsh – Go worsh your faceWarter – What you worsh your face inYurp – A continent overseas

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