Horoscope 2018

Cancer : daily horoscope

Sunday, 18 February 2018

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Today Horoscope Cancer : No space for cold in your relationship. It's a time of hot feelings only. You'll be surprised how much your partner may offer you. You haven't known him/her from this side! The hearth fire will burn!

Cancer horoscope for tomorrow

Lucky numbers for today : 1, 23, 24, 35, 40, 44

Cancer daily horoscope : percentage distribution of your horoscope of the day February 18 , 2018

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health: 20%, work: 50%, love: 10%, luck: 80%, mood: 40%

Cancer Horoscope for tomorrow

Quote of the day for you :
It is better in some respects to be admired by those with whom you live, than to be loved by them. And this is not on account of any gratification of vanity, but because admiration is so much more tolerant than love.

Did you know about it?
The Dallas/Ft. Worth airport is larger than New York City's Manhattan Island.

Joke of the day
Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord himself greeted him at the pearly gates of heaven. "Hungry, Seymour?" the Lord asked."I could eat," said Seymour.The Lord opened a can of tuna, and they shared it.While eating this humble meal, Seymour looked down into Hell and noticed the inhabitants devouring enormous steaks, pheasant, pastries and vodka.The next day, the Lord again asked Seymour if he were hungry, and Seymour again said, "I could eat."Once again, a can of tuna was opened and shared, while down below Seymour noticed a feast of caviar, champagne, lamb, truffles, brandy, and chocolates.The following day, mealtime arrived and another can of tuna was opened. Meekly, Seymour said, "Lord, I am very happy to be be in heaven as a reward for the good life I lived. But, this is heaven, and all I get to eat is tuna. But in the Other Place, they eat like Kings. I just don't understand." "To be honest, Seymour," the Lord said, "for just two people, does it pay to cook?"

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