Aries : daily horoscope

aries daily horoscope

Friday, September 22

Everybody knows you're hard-working and accurate. And that's why they use you... It's about time to think about yourself and make your family do some of the household jobs. In meantime, close yourself in the bedroom and read a book. Before you invest some money, watch out and ask some advisers for help.

Aries - lucky numbers for today : 38, 46, 17, 9, 27
  • 10%
  • 10%
  • 20%
  • 20%
  • 20%
  • 100%
  • work
  • money
  • health
  • love
  • happiness
  • family
  • 100
  • 75
  • 50
  • 25
  • 0

Aries daily horoscope : percentage distribution of your horoscope of the day September 22 , 2017

Quote of the day for you :
Grasp the subject, the words will follow. - Cato the Elder

Daily horoscope Aries : thought for the day
thought for the day

Did you know about it?
The U.S. has more bagpipe bands than Scotland does.

Joke of the day
A few guppies short of an aquarium. A few inches short of a foot/yard. A few kernels short of an ear. A few kopeks short of a ruble. A few links shy of a chain. A few measures short of a staff. A few open splices. A few peas short of a pod/casserole. A few pickles short of a jar. A few pies short of a holiday. A few planes short of an Air Force / hangar. A few points short of a polygon. A few revisions behind. A few sandwiches/apples/ants short of a picnic. A few screws loose. A few shrimps short of a barbie. A few spoons short of a full set. A few straws shy of a bale. A few tiles missing from his space shuttle. A few tiles short of a successful re-entry. A few too many lights out in his Christmas tree. A few volts below threshold. A few yards short of the hole. A flash of light, a cloud of dust, and... What was the question? A gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus. A hop, skip, and jump from success, but to get there he'd have to give up chewing gum. A kangaroo loose in her top paddock. A lap behind the field. A little light in his loafers. (Apparently offensive to some? Sorry.) A looney tune.

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